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Gary Briggs Retiring

I hear he's about to release a line of magic spray that heals wounds instantly with just a spritz.
 
Good for him... I do hope our next trainer is in a bit better shape.
 
I wonder if Brian Zettler will get promoted. I'm sure he'd love to be head athletic trainer and drop his equipment manager role.
 
Such good news. There's nothing stopping us now that Briggs is out the way. Corbin, Kanter, Greg Miller, and now Briggs. The only person left standing between Quin and championship is Trey Burke.

nightmare3983 said:
I wonder if Brian Zettler will get promoted. I'm sure he'd love to be head athletic trainer and drop his equipment manager role.
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Please no. Don't promote anyone withing the organization. There's no reason we need to be loyal to a fault. I have full faith in Dennis and he will go on a full fledged trainer search that will stun the NBA. I'm thinking maybe pulling 5-6 doctors from Phoenixes world class renounced training staff. I'm betting on DL and I'm betting no Jazz player misses more than 5 games next season.


--Stifle Tower
 
That dude needs to retire and focus on himself or he's going to go the way of Mr. Miller.
 
The Jazz should think about hiring Tyrone Corbin as the new trainer.

--Franklin
 
Handlogten's Heros said:
Good for him... I do hope our next trainer is in a bit better shape.
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The ancient Egyptians, not the earliest dynasty or the last but the middle..... one.... were in tune with health effects of all sorts of natural plants... everything from natural to the exotic. Rumor has it they traveled to the new world 1000's of years before Columbus and the secret knowledge they passed down for millennium was given to the queen of Spain ... This information was the reason she financed 3 boats into the middle of nowhere in search of new world gold and more importantly the legendary mandingo natives who were rumored by the Egyptians to be the only species alive other than those of the Equidae family that could satisfy the Egyptian queens... they did try Unicornidae family and now you know why unicorns are extinct.... The middle Egyptian dynasty ... well, Gypcidian if you want to get into it really ... were ruthless killers when they found something they really desired....


...The Egyptians brought their perversion along the Nina Pinto Santa Mary's Boat.... it was originally called that until socialist organizers attempted to whitewash Christianity from history.... The perversion set in quickly and now you understand the originations of the Tijuana Donkey Shows...


From all this they learned over hundreds of years that eating the right combinations of natural unfarmed foods could cure any disease alive. Problem was like Rome and USA today is that secret knowledge can never be shared with the masses unless you build a canal system from one end of the state to the other to dump it in with a vector.... the egyptians, they tried this exact same thing down the Nile.... that's where the Moses myth originated from.... Moses was designed as the anti-vector by big Egyptian business interests who had bought off the the lower houses of Egyptian Royalty.... what we would call 'congress' today... if anything could be called that anymore....

...big business succeeded and Moses was taken into the royal court.... eventually the Gypts were convinced to grow unnatural crops like corn... which eventually they shipped over to the Americas to pave the way for them in the event they needed a relocation security backup.... MAZE was born that day....

...this was the downfall of the Egyptian empire and the reason we need to hire an in shape trainer.



--babe
 
Utah letting another important piece get away. Next time we need to make sure these people want to be here before we hire them. I blame the FO.
-Random complainer guy
 
franklin said:
The ancient Egyptians, not the earliest dynasty or the last but the middle..... one.... were in tune with health effects of all sorts of natural plants... everything from natural to the exotic. Rumor has it they traveled to the new world 1000's of years before Columbus and the secret knowledge they passed down for millennium was given to the queen of Spain ... This information was the reason she financed 3 boats into the middle of nowhere in search of new world gold and more importantly the legendary mandingo natives who were rumored by the Egyptians to be the only species alive other than those of the Equidae family that could satisfy the Egyptian queens... they did try Unicornidae family and now you know why unicorns are extinct.... The middle Egyptian dynasty ... well, Gypcidian if you want to get into it really ... were ruthless killers when they found something they really desired....


...The Egyptians brought their perversion along the Nina Pinto Santa Mary's Boat.... it was originally called that until socialist organizers attempted to whitewash Christianity from history.... The perversion set in quickly and now you understand the originations of the Tijuana Donkey Shows...


From all this they learned over hundreds of years that eating the right combinations of natural unfarmed foods could cure any disease alive. Problem was like Rome and USA today is that secret knowledge can never be shared with the masses unless you build a canal system from one end of the state to the other to dump it in with a vector.... the egyptians, they tried this exact same thing down the Nile.... that's where the Moses myth originated from.... Moses was designed as the anti-vector by big Egyptian business interests who had bought off the the lower houses of Egyptian Royalty.... what we would call 'congress' today... if anything could be called that anymore....

...big business succeeded and Moses was taken into the royal court.... eventually the Gypts were convinced to grow unnatural crops like corn... which eventually they shipped over to the Americas to pave the way for them in the event they needed a relocation security backup.... MAZE was born that day....

...this was the downfall of the Egyptian empire and the reason we need to hire an in shape trainer.



--babe
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I think this is my favorite post in Jazzfanz history.
 
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