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Going to Portland this weekend!!!!

Zulu

Zulu

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Anyone have suggestions on what to do...

Going with my Fam

Wife, 5 year old, 3 year old!!!
 
Zulu said:
Anyone have suggestions on what to do...

Going with my Fam

Wife, 5 year old, 3 year old!!!
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With fam? Dang, my suggestions are out. I was up there for some work training with some of da boys a few years ago. Turns out it's got more strip clubs per capita than any other city in the U.S.. We got out of class early on a Friday and tried to hit one of the clubs at about noon. They didn't open until 1pm so we were standing outside like the Mervin's chick "open, open, open" and when they let us in the female bartender told us she'd get some of the girls out there. We said no rush but she insisted. We sat at a table away from the stage in a corner and some of the girls came out. They were pissed we weren't sitting next to the stage and only tipping sparingly. I was tipping the bar tender pretty well because she was doing a smash up job popping the top off my beers like a champ, but the strippers... I think they were hurting for a fix. On about the third set the she pretended to pick her nose and shove it down her pants. We finished our drinks, I had about 5 in the hour we were there, and left. She told us to fall off the planet as we walked out. We got caught in serious traffic on our way back to the hotel and I made my buddy stop so I could piss on the side of the freeway.

Ahh, Portland.

I did head up toward Seattle that weekend and hit up an Indian casino for a two table poker tournament. Everyone knew each other besides me and I felt like there was some ganging up. They were pretty smug when I finally got eliminated. Good folks.

But holy hell was it beautiful up there. Never have I thought I wanted to live anywhere besides the SL Valley. Really amazing.
 
Best sushi I have ever had was when I was there. Its so fresh right by the ocean. I dont remember the names of the places doe.
 
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With fam? Dang, my suggestions are out. I was up there for some work training with some of da boys a few years ago. Turns out it's got more strip clubs per capita than any other city in the U.S.. We got out of class early on a Friday and tried to hit one of the clubs at about noon. They didn't open until 1pm so we were standing outside like the Mervin's chick "open, open, open" and when they let us in the female bartender told us she'd get some of the girls out there. We said no rush but she insisted. We sat at a table away from the stage in a corner and some of the girls came out. They were pissed we weren't sitting next to the stage and only tipping sparingly. I was tipping the bar tender pretty well because she was doing a smash up job popping the top off my beers like a champ, but the strippers... I think they were hurting for a fix. On about the third set the she pretended to pick her nose and shove it down her pants. We finished our drinks, I had about 5 in the hour we were there, and left. She told us to fall off the planet as we walked out. We got caught in serious traffic on our way back to the hotel and I made my buddy stop so I could piss on the side of the freeway.

Ahh, Portland.

I did head up toward Seattle that weekend and hit up an Indian casino for a two table poker tournament. Everyone knew each other besides me and I felt like there was some ganging up. They were pretty smug when I finally got eliminated. Good folks.

But holy hell was it beautiful up there. Never have I thought I wanted to live anywhere besides the SL Valley. Really amazing.
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Been in Portland 2 hrs and have already seen two Strip clubs!!!
 
Zulu said:
Been in Portland 2 hrs and have already seen two Strip clubs!!!
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Who needs strip clubs in Portland? Portland probably has some ride your bike naked through the city to bring awareness to starving Iguanas in Central America event going on this weekend, like every other weekend.
 
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