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Going to the hospital...

In Germany they have to give the baby beer, it is the law. And they pacify it with a bratwurst.

Alles Gute zur Geburt, und besten Wuensche zum freudigen Ereignis!
 
Baby came out fast. German doctors "ja you muss push like fat BYU coed going thru door to get donut". That kind of freaked me out.

8 lbs 4 oz. Boy. Poor thing will be subject to years of torture as a Jazz fan.

Thank you to everyone for the kind words.
 
In Germany they have to give the baby beer, it is the law. And they pacify it with a bratwurst.

Alles Gute zur Geburt, und beste Wuensche zum freudigen Ereignis!

Now it's correct ;) #Grammarpolice

The first sentence would explain everything that ever happened in my life.
 
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