Greetings To Utah From New York

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Three quick points from someone who lives in the Mecca of basketball:

1. We have electricity in New York, Utah still relies on ox power. Our players were comfortable when they played in the playoffs, yours will be sweating.

2. Who would you rather have: Coach Snyder or Coach Thibs? One guy was just awarded the highest honor in basketball. Which guy would you want leading your team?




3. If Covid-20 comes into existence and sidelines the Clippers, Suns, and Nuggets thus providing to the Jazz a gift toThe Finals, you Jazz will be playing the Brooklyn Nets. Even though my family is from Brooklyn, I do not root for their basketball team. But the bottom line is, the Nets will absolutely slaughter and humiliate you Jazz. My God, did you see what they did to the Bucks last night??? Beat them by 40!!!! You Jazz will lose by 60 every single game. You might as well lose to the Clipps. Save yourself from severe humiliation down the road.

 

[jazzVA]

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

 

[Nate505]

Three quick points from someone who lives in the Mecca of basketball:

1. We have electricity in New York, Utah still relies on ox power. Our players were comfortable when they played in the playoffs, yours will be sweating.

Played. Key part being past tense. Because they aren't playing in the playoffs anymore. Because they sucked in the playoffs.

 

[Park Bites]

I was waiting for this post and it feels good to know you are so consistent with being a troll.

I would be willing to take a bet on the final when the Jazz will meet the Nets. When it happens but first we have to focus on the Clippers and not having Conley for some games will hurt.

 

[Hearsky]

Is Spike still alive?

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Because they sucked in the playoffs.

Sucked in the playoffs? Uhh, we beat the mighty juggernaut Hawks one game. How's Philly doing against them? Answer: they haven't won one game against the Hawks. Not one.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Bruh New York and Melo both got eliminated in the 1st round?

Talk about nostalgia.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Bruh New York and Melo both got eliminated in the 1st round?

Talk about nostalgia.

It really sucks when @MeloTheJazzKiller is given absolutely nothing to troll us about... Even an A+ troll needs some fodder.

 

[gandalfe]

Sucked in the playoffs? Uhh, we beat the mighty juggernaut Hawks one game. How's Philly doing against them? Answer: they haven't won one game against the Hawks. Not one.

Just keep jerking off to that thought. It should keep you occupied during the long, lonely summer.

 

[Park Bites]

Just keep jerking off to that thought. It should keep you occupied during the long, lonely summer.

for like 30 seconds.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

It really sucks when @MeloTheJazzKiller is given absolutely nothing to troll us about...

Uhh, this year has been the greatest of years.
- January 6th we beat the Holy Hell out of you Jazz
- Coach Thibs humiliates Coach Quinn by winning Coach Of The Year award
- Julius Randle humiliates Rudy Gobert by winning Most Improved Player award

 

[UB]

Three quick points from someone who lives in the Mecca of basketball:

1. We have electricity in New York, Utah still relies on ox power. Our players were comfortable when they played in the playoffs, yours will be sweating.

2. Who would you rather have: Coach Snyder or Coach Thibs? One guy was just awarded the highest honor in basketball. Which guy would you want leading your team?

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3. If Covid-20 comes into existence and sidelines the Clippers, Suns, and Nuggets thus providing to the Jazz a gift toThe Finals, you Jazz will be playing the Brooklyn Nets. Even though my family is from Brooklyn, I do not root for their basketball team. But the bottom line is, the Nets will absolutely slaughter and humiliate you Jazz. My God, did you see what they did to the Bucks last night??? Beat them by 40!!!! You Jazz will lose by 60 every single game. You might as well lose to the Clipps. Save yourself from severe humiliation down the road.

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What neighborhood is your family from?

 

[MVP]

I like this guy. He is constant source of entertainment and chuckles. Keep them coming MeloTheJazzKiller!

 

[SoUjazzfan]

Mtjk aka drunk uncle.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Mtjk aka drunk uncle.

No, you are the drunk.

Listen one and all. I come here and post facts. Not one single word in any of my posts is BS. Take this thread for example, nothing but facts:

FACT: my Coach Thibs beat your Coach Snyder for Coach of The Year
FACT: my Julius Randle beat your Rudy Gobert for Most Improved Player Of The Year
FACT: we beat the Holy Hell out of the Jazz on January 6
FACT: we beat the mighty Hawks in one playoff game and the first place Sixers have not won one single playoff game against the mighty Hawks

I deal in facts, only facts. I could easily come here and make stuff up, but it is so easy to humiliate you with facts.

 

[infection]

No, you are the drunk.

Listen one and all. I come here and post facts. Not one single word in any of my posts is BS. Take this thread for example, nothing but facts:

FACT: my Coach Thibs beat your Coach Snyder for Coach of The Year
FACT: my Julius Randle beat your Rudy Gobert for Most Improved Player Of The Year
FACT: we beat the Holy Hell out of the Jazz on January 6
FACT: we beat the mighty Hawks in one playoff game and the first place Sixers have not won one single playoff game against the mighty Hawks

I deal in facts, only facts. I could easily come here and make stuff up, but it is so easy to humiliate you with facts.

You forgot that Rose is an MVP and the Jazz would never be so lucky as to have a chance of him on their roster.

 

[cowhide]

Uhh, this year has been the greatest of years.
- January 6th we beat the Holy Hell out of you Jazz
- Coach Thibs humiliates Coach Quinn by winning Coach Of The Year award
- Julius Randle humiliates Rudy Gobert by winning Most Improved Player award

Jazz since 1995 have won more games than any other franchise but San Antonio.
COY is the dumbest award given out. Thibs will probably be fired in a couple of years like he was in Chicago because any coach can take a crappy team with no expectations and win enough games especially in the inferior Eastern Conference. Trying to move through the playoffs is what great coaches do. How many times has Thibs been to the playoffs? Jerry Sloan never won the award only shows you how pathetic of an award it is. Coach Quin could care less about the award. His goal is to win a championship.
Randle got owned in the playoffs where great players play well. Rudy was never up for MIP He did not suck like Randle did for most of his NBA career, then have a very good regular season to win the award but looked overrated in the playoffs.
Philly has played one game against the Hawks so to say they haven't beaten them one time like the Knicks is hilariously bad even for you.

 

[Max Porter]

Hahaha don’t be all butt hurt that your knicks stunk in the playoffs and that randle showed his true colors - role player at best. What good is a great coach who tanks in the playoffs?

I’ll take Snyder any day. He’ll snort coke and drain threes around chubby Thibs all night. Thibs looks gassed. Literally. He looks bloated. Go running. Walk around the block. Something.


That’s IF Durant stays healthy. Maybe they do beat the jazz but the jazz would still do loads better against them than the most poorly run organization in nba in the last 20 years. You guessed it. Stinkerbockers ftw! Why can’t they get their act together??

Have a nice day Melothesnizz

 

[babe]

I like MTJK. As good as a new cheerleader with a wardrobe problem.

Just the fact that he shows up and bares his *** at us means we're important.

+Comic relief.

But we do need to be sober. Melo, here's my beer. Won't hurt you. You already need a cab.