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Would you eat a horse?


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So are we now in the business of telling people what to do with their property and business to such a minute level?

Ferraris are more expansive than Hondas so I no longer want a Ferrari to be driven in regular traffic where it could get hit. Closed roads and race tracks only please.

As long as they abide by meat processing and other applicable laws it should absolutely be allowed.

Why can't you eat your own children? It's some BS.
 
I have eaten horse, zebra, kangaroo, ostrich, emu, rattlesnake, elk, moose, deer, caribou, 2 kinds of bear, frog, alligator, squirrel, turtle, and even tried guinea pig once. I will eat anything I can throw on my smoker or grill (or find in a restaurant), no reservations. If they made it legal and there was a good healthy source I would throw a hank of human on there in a heartbeat.

You ever eaten human penis?

What if I could cook a really tasty penis with a nice white sauce? Would you swallow it down?
 
Look people there is just some **** that is a certain way and that's just the way it is.

You don't eat people.

You don't **** your relatives.

You don't eat horses.

You want to do that **** you freaks? Go move somewhere else.
 
I'd eat Horse. Maybe we should start massaging them daily, and feeding them beer and natural grass only.
 
I have eaten horse, zebra, kangaroo, ostrich, emu, rattlesnake, elk, moose, deer, caribou, 2 kinds of bear, frog, alligator, squirrel, turtle, and even tried guinea pig once. I will eat anything I can throw on my smoker or grill (or find in a restaurant), no reservations. If they made it legal and there was a good healthy source I would throw a hank of human on there in a heartbeat.

Snail, fish eggs, shark, buffalo, elk, deer, squid, octopus and frogs. And before mentioned mystery meat.
 
I have eaten horse, zebra, kangaroo, ostrich, emu, rattlesnake, elk, moose, deer, caribou, 2 kinds of bear, frog, alligator, squirrel, turtle, and even tried guinea pig once. I will eat anything I can throw on my smoker or grill (or find in a restaurant), no reservations. If they made it legal and there was a good healthy source I would throw a hank of human on there in a heartbeat.

i have 2 guinea pigs that need to go, free to a good home
 
Look people there is just some **** that is a certain way and that's just the way it is.

You don't eat people.

You don't **** your relatives.

You don't eat horses.

You want to do that **** you freaks? Go move somewhere else.

Kentucky.
 
Look people there is just some **** that is a certain way and that's just the way it is.

You don't eat people.

You don't **** your relatives.

You don't eat horses.

You want to do that **** you freaks? Go move somewhere else.
I was minding my own damn business.
 
Why can't we eat humans? I'd do that too.

Prion disease, bro, Prion disease. Riddles your brain with holes.

I won't let my cows eat dogfood. Although dogfood is mostly grain, it has bovine brains in it, and might cause mad cow disease.

Never eat your own kind, bro. You'll be eating prions that will be propagated inside your vital organs.
 
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I've never had a strong bond with a horse, but I've gotten attached to dogs before, so I can kinda understand why some people feel so strongly about this.
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I lived in downtown SLC about 18 years ago. One time when I was walking to trax(?) to catch a train, I walked by a house that had 3 animals on a spit, roasting them over a fire. Couldn't tell what they were at first, but on further inspection, they were dogs that had been skinned out. Looked like greyhounds or something. I also lived with a Vietnamese family in SLC for a about a year, and they used to joke with me all the time about cooking my dog. In theory, I would have no problem with someone who ate a dog who was killed by a car or something, but I would hate for it to be legal for people to go down to the shelter to get dinner for the night, and I believe that's the line of thinking with the horse law. Horse lovers don't want to open the door where horses are being killed for food, or where supplying horse meat becomes a business. For anyone who has ever had a strong bond with any animal, this shouldn't be that hard to understand. Some animals are much more intelligent and feel emotions closer to being human than a lot of people realize.

I'd rather have a dog meat processers around who could render out the nutritional value of dogs than have homeless folks not eating. Poisoning dogs or putting them to sleep mercifully is no better than a butcher, but for those animals who were actually cared for, I think little pet cemeteries with stone monuments and grass lawns are wonderful ways to remember a loved family member. I know a lot of people who count their pet dog as more of kid than their human offspring, who typically do this whole teenage rip on their parents and then go off smugly ignoring every value their parents ever stood for. Give those kids another twenty years and they'll be thinking it all over again, but in the meantime, empty nesters need someone to restore their sense of bonding to others. Dogs are pretty good stand-ins for kids in those circumstances.

horses actually have more of a bond with humans than dogs, but at least if you can terminate an aged animal before it just turns into skin and bones or freezes in a blizzard, you will have averted some suffering.
 
Prion disease, bro, Prion disease. Riddles your brain with holes.

I won't let my cows eat dogfood. Although dogfood is mostly grain, it has bovine brains in it, and might cause mad cow disease.

Never eat your own kind, bro. You'll be eating prions that will be propagated inside your vital organs.

Humans that contracted CJD most likely got it from cannibalizing the brains of other humans specifically-- not sure if you can contract it just by eating human muscle tissue.
 
Don't eat your horses when they're about to die-- turn their hides into leather so Dal can wear BAWSE cordovan dress shoes.
 
I'd rather have a dog meat processers around who could render out the nutritional value of dogs than have homeless folks not eating. Poisoning dogs or putting them to sleep mercifully is no better than a butcher, but for those animals who were actually cared for, I think little pet cemeteries with stone monuments and grass lawns are wonderful ways to remember a loved family member. I know a lot of people who count their pet dog as more of kid than their human offspring, who typically do this whole teenage rip on their parents and then go off smugly ignoring every value their parents ever stood for. Give those kids another twenty years and they'll be thinking it all over again, but in the meantime, empty nesters need someone to restore their sense of bonding to others. Dogs are pretty good stand-ins for kids in those circumstances.

horses actually have more of a bond with humans than dogs, but at least if you can terminate an aged animal before it just turns into skin and bones or freezes in a blizzard, you will have averted some suffering.

Yeah, I'm ok with eating kids. The world could do with fewer screaming little ********, anyway. Dogs>>>kids.
 
Humans that contracted CJD most likely got it from cannibalizing the brains of other humans specifically-- not sure if you can contract it just by eating human muscle tissue.

This would be my understanding of it, actually. But having been around a butcher shop and knowing how scrap meat is handled, I just wouldn't assume anything. . . . drawing the line on the butcher floor isn't good enough for my taste. I want no possibility of cows eating rendered cow, or any species eating any remnants of their own kind. Meat processors should be required to be dedicated to a single species.
 
Yeah, I'm ok with eating kids. The world could do with fewer screaming little ********, anyway. Dogs>>>kids.

just wanna know. . . . do you say stuff like this for shock value?

I love dogs and cats and cows and. . . . pigs. . . . and. . . . well, mostly I like fish. Fish is what I'd stick to, really.

I've been in Asia and seen dogs being butchered. Where I was they were not often "family members" but tethered vicious guards behind the walls and gates, tethered in those tiny spaces to allow the wash maids to do the laundry in the little space a few feet behind the back door. I'm just sayin'. . . . . it's nature's plan that high-value foods be used. That's what vultures do, and other apex feeders. If not, nature has plenty of other ways to make further use of all meat. flies, man, flies.
 
Prion disease, bro, Prion disease. Riddles your brain with holes.

I won't let my cows eat dogfood. Although dogfood is mostly grain, it has bovine brains in it, and might cause mad cow disease.

Never eat your own kind, bro. You'll be eating prions that will be propagated inside your vital organs.

babe you need to check out an android game called Plague Inc. You play the part of a microorganism that is attempting to wipe out the human race. Prions are one such organism you can play.
 
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Prion disease, bro, Prion disease. Riddles your brain with holes.

I won't let my cows eat dogfood. Although dogfood is mostly grain, it has bovine brains in it, and might cause mad cow disease.

Never eat your own kind, bro. You'll be eating prions that will be propagated inside your vital organs.

Also, if you generally stay away from central nerve tissue (spinal cord, brain, and such fluids) and limit organ consumption then prion disease is no more likely than any other thing you could catch from some nice medium rare human steaks, or slow-smoked pulled human. Throw in some fava beans and a nice chianti and you would really have something. Mmmmmmm.
 
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