If You Were to Die, and You Knew You Were, What Message Would you Leave Behind?

[Archie Moses]

So I'm watching, I shouldn't be Alive and some guy on the show thought he was going to die after being lost without water for 5 days. He scratched a few words into metal for loved ones. It was to be his last message. Anyway, if you were to die because you were lost somewhere, what message would you leave behind. Let's say you only get 50 words or less.

 

[Marty McFly]

"write4u was wrong. I was Hopper."

 

[bigb]

Something along the lines of: "Life is not about playing it safe. Life is about playing as hard as you can and at the end, you lay down and say 'HOLY ****, what a ride!!!'"

 

[unluckyseventeen]

"Note to self: Pack water next time."

 

[Bronco70]

I would tell them not to delay doing the things they really want to do. At some point you wake up and realize you aren't 21 anymore. Carpe diem.

 

[Shaggy]

A.d.i.d.a.s

 

[The-Joker]

"Hold my beer and watch this."

 

[larryselbows]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline

 

[TroutBum]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline

Ye shall have +3.

 

[Deleted member 95]

i liek turtles

 

[One Brow]

"To my family: thank you for the joy you brought to my life. I love you all."

 

[Surely]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline

Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin...

 

[kwb]

"Dear Jazzfanz, I'll put in a good word for the Jazz. That is all."

Or, "AND 1!"

 

[Ron Boone]

"I was the gunman on the grassy knoll"

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Lifting hard for five straight months meant ****. I'm dead.

 

[DeliveryBoy]

"brb"

 

[Archie Moses]

FTHs.