January 26 2021: Should The Jazz Even Be Allowed To Play The Knicks?

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Stop the Steal! I get it now.

Not a steal at all. You Jazz fans in all your biased glory will still have to admit that the Knicks won the majority of the game.

 

[Jazzmix]

You sore losers all look to the most insignificant thing - the final score. All sports fans and guys like me who played sports know the final score is not what determines who won. Many things determine who won...let's just look at bad calls.

Final score reads: Rams 26 Saints 23.
But you Jazz fans think the Rams won. Look at the picture below and tell me again the Rams won.

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And I guess you didn't see that Gobert was clearly out of bounds when he rebounded the ball after a rare Knicks missed shot. Nah, just keep thinking the Jazz beat the Knicks because some silly final score came up with them on top.

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I like your logic. But than don't you tell us again that we've never had the championship, we won those 97 and 98 finals even if the score doesn't show it!

 

[Revolution 9]

You sore losers all look to the most insignificant thing - the final score. All sports fans and guys like me who played sports know the final score is not what determines who won. Many things determine who won...let's just look at bad calls.

Final score reads: Rams 26 Saints 23.
But you Jazz fans think the Rams won. Look at the picture below and tell me again the Rams won.

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And I guess you didn't see that Gobert was clearly out of bounds when he rebounded the ball after a rare Knicks missed shot. Nah, just keep thinking the Jazz beat the Knicks because some silly final score came up with them on top.

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Well done.

The evidence you present is overwhelming.

You 're a god damn moron.

 

[One Brow]

We didn't.

We beat the Holy Hell out of you rounds one through nine. You won rounds 10, 11, and 12. When you went to the judges - me and all basketball fans who know how to watch a basketball game - the judges gave the game to the Knicks, unanimous decision.

Check again, it was only round 1-6. Rounds 7-9 were the worst rounds for the Knicks.

 

[Harambe]

So uh... how's it going

 

[babe]

If your logic is all that sound, Donald Trump won the 2020 election.

This isn't boxing, and there are no judges to override the actual score. If the refs miss a call or two, who the hell knows why, but there is no evidence of intent of fraud or partisanship.

We beat you by 14, and only lost by 12 the game before. We are the better team.

The Knicks present a challenge we're going to have trouble with. You show us the meaning of "deep". You out muscle us, we out shoot you. Stockton used to be the brains and the technicians with the skills, but it would have meant nothing without the Malone muscle. Before that, we had Mark Eaton who could physically dominate under the basket.

No team can really be "deep" without someone always on the floor who can hold the center.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

You out muscle us, we out shoot you.

We proved that you can easily be beaten.

Mark my words, if you make the playoffs you will be eliminated round one easily. Gobert can be brushed aside like lint. Our two big men who are the furthest things from All Stars (Robinson and Noel) completely manhandled your "defensive specialist." Our team of kids, D-leaguers, wash outs from other teams defensively stymied you. The only thing we lacked was scoring. For some reason the hottest flamethrower on Earth - Austin Rivers - was removed from the game for a quarter and a half.

We made the league see that the Jazz have real issues and are nothing but a paper tiger. Yeah, a winning streak looks great on paper...but on the court even the Knicks can humiliate them. Face it, we gave you two dog-fights. That should worry you Jazz fans.

 

[babe]

We proved that you can easily be beaten.

Mark my words, if you make the playoffs you will be eliminated round one easily. Gobert can be brushed aside like lint. Our two big men who are the furthest things from All Stars (Robinson and Noel) completely manhandled your "defensive specialist." Our team of kids, D-leaguers, wash outs from other teams defensively stymied you. The only thing we lacked was scoring. For some reason the hottest flamethrower on Earth - Austin Rivers - was removed from the game for a quarter and a half.

We made the league see that the Jazz have real issues and are nothing but a paper tiger. Yeah, a winning streak looks great on paper...but on the court even the Knicks can humiliate them. Face it, we gave you two dog-fights. That should worry you Jazz fans.

I'm sure I'm the one Jazz Fanz that can be most easily bamboozled, even with no hard spirits. We haven't played the Lakers yet. Our worst loss was the Nets. We do that every once in a while, just when we start thinking we're "good". I'm not sure thinking we're "Great" is a good omen. We need someone to at least rhetorically try to cut us down.

We should have a team mascot like you, right out there on the floor before the game, at half-time, and messing with our minds in every huddle and next to the bench.

And one Paul Bunyon or John Henry who can take a pass and dunk.

 

[homeytennis]

Melo: You guys missed the boat: You could have resigned your first round pick Iman Shumpert but the Nets beat you to it.

 

[bigmike]

Ho hum, another team gets scheduled to play us - this time it was the team with the second best record in the entire league - and we murderlize them. Just look below at the final score. (For you troubled with math, 105 - 75 = 30. Yup, we slaughtered the second best team in te league by 30 points.)

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Which brings us to January 26, 2021. I see the NBA has scheduled the Utah Jazz to play against us. My question: should the Jazz even be allowed to be on the same court as us and play us? Would you allow a seven year old girl's softball team to play the mighty 1927 NY Yankees? Of course not. So why on Earth do the Jazz get an opportunity to play the awesome Knicks? Heck, we destroyed and humiliated the Jazz just two weeks ago. Why should you get a rematch? You are not in the same league as the Knicks. Do you really want another beatdown?

The Jazz should be playing Division II junior college teams, not the almighty Knicks. I am writing a letter to Commissioner Adam Silver demanding that he schedule the Lakers or Nets against us and not the Jazz. My Knicks want to play ball against real teams! The Jazz are a waste of our time.

You my friend are a fascinating online presence. Must have a lot of time on your hands.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Melo: You guys missed the boat: You could have resigned your first round pick Iman Shumpert but the Nets beat you to it.

Damn, I didn't know that. Shump is great -- plays awesome defense, too. Plus in just ten years of playing, Shump has more championship rings than the entire Utah Jazz organization has over 46 years of existence.

By the way, the Nets blew it. Losing The Fro Jarett Allen to bring in Harden was flat out stupid. Shump is no Allen defensively.