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ONE: Hekate has we weird taste...
ONE: sorry man
str8line: Welcome in cursive is 70's bingo parlor cheese.
MVP: sent you want cy
MVP: one
str8line: Welcome Toronto.
str8line: WTF is that?
Hekate: I love gold and black but these look off
ONE: It's called the City Uniform
ONE: so I guess they're welcoming you to their City
str8line: Funny MVP I was thinking of a bet.
WhiskyPriest: I looked it up. Exum's wingspan is 81.5 inches. I thought he had a longer wingspan... oh well.
Saint: its not the streams, its on my end
ONE: Pants looks off though
ONE: The left side
Ellipse: Their new floor looks pretty good.
ONE: looks like when you go to the toilet at the mall and got some tissue paper stuck to your pants as u walk out
Saint: Yeah, I think Rubio has a 6'8 wingspan
ONE: Should have just stuck with all black
str8line: Ok MVP Canadian beer. I'm gonna enjoy that.
ONE: and let the jersey stand out
MVP: what are you sending me?
yamers: gonads
MT: the jazz are big on wingspan
MVP: since you are 100% going to lose it
ONE: Also that's REAL gold
str8line: Molson Canadian bitch.
MVP: nah Molson sucks
rare144: we must atone for our rubio criticism
rare144: yamers you first
ONE: Gobert means business
ONE: Maybe he read the 'trade Gobert' thread on Jazzfanz today
WhiskyPriest: Rudy is running better tonight.
MT: you guys made a trade Gobert thread?
yamers: rudy needs to bring in the best hands trainer
Saint: sometimes i really dont understand why rudy cant just rise up and get a hook shot off
Rubashov: rudy just got hacked
ONE: well.. not trade Gobert exactly, but gauging his trade value
Rubashov: One love im ashamed of you
Catchall: Burks looks really good handling the ball


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ONE: He needs that guy that teaches Jazzfanz on 'Bring it On'
ONE: Jazz Hands
ONE: not Jazzfanz
Rubashov: mind you no more so than normal
str8line: What's a good Canadian beer these days that's popular?
Saint: Burks has been playing well lately
ONE: I dudn't start the thread Rub
Rubashov: Fosters
Saint: surprised he hasnt gotten more minutes
str8line: Molson Golden used to bee tasty
MVP: Moosehead
Rubashov: you're a mod you could have deleted it
MVP: Sleeman
MVP: Aleksander Keith
ONE: LOL.. it's not a dictatorship
MVP: Those would be more popular
Rubashov: will be when im in charge...
str8line: Wow, we used to drink that. I grew up in Detroit and we had a lot of Canadian beers
Rubashov: Dont think ive ever had a canadian beer
MVP: str8line what are you going to do if Exum is not with the Jazz next season?
MT: every now and then Burks makes an incredible play that makes you wonder why he doesn't play more
MT: then on the next play he tries to drive on 4 defenders and loses the ball and you're like "Oh, that's why"
WhiskyPriest: How much do you think Neto is going to make next year? He is having a sneaky good year.
Saint: has Burks ever passed to Rudy on the roll?
yamers: tank captain back
Catchall: smart drive by Rubio
str8line: You wanna bet Exum is with us?
Saint: like im sure he has
Saint: but it seems like Burks never passes to Rudy
str8line: 2nd sixer?
ONE: You can glue cuts now?
ONE: wow
ONE: i'm impressed
Saint: thats what medical spray is
str8line: Love Don's bullet passes
MT: got dayumn Royce
Saint: like spray on bandaids
Saint: are just glue


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Catchall: best break I've seen this year
Hekate: Royce doe
Saint: Royce is another player who would help RUbi look better
str8line: That dunk.
yamers: royce oneal should have dunked that then the ron artest chest pound and tried to KO whoever was behind em
Saint: athletes who actaully run the floor
yamers: the ron artest elbow
yamers: https://media0.giphy.com/media/yEZMznoPiKhgc/giphy.gif?cid=8e2f2bd95a6bd2b07943584451742f17" alt="" style="width:179px" />
Hekate: that's a Minny Rubio pass
Jazzta: This
ONE: O'Neal has the name of a HOF and the number of a HOF
MT: that's our big 3
Saint: I looked it up
MT: Gobert, Mitchell, O'Neal
Saint: Rudy hasnt scored on a pass from Burks all year
WhiskyPriest: Rubio is playing nice tonight.
Hekate: does it say how many passes?
str8line: LOL that Artest elbow.
Saint: 1.1 per game
Hekate: that's more than what I would guess
Saint: but I think that is passes that lead directly to a FGA? im not usre
Saint: sure*
yamers: canadians are awful
Saint: its the nba.com tracking stast on passing
Ellipse: Well, since Burks rarely passes once he has moved inside the arc, I'm not surprised he's never assisted Rudy on a bucket.
yamers: met a lot oif canadians when i lived abroad
ONE: Suprised no other team has used Black and Gold as the colour combo
ONE: it's FIRE
yamers: def the bellends of the world
str8line: I like B.C. Canadians.
Hekate: yeah probably
MT: yea black and gold is awesome
yamers: look at this guy
yamers: shapalov
yamers: holly f
MT: new orleans saints
ONE: Yeah but not the NBA
ONE: I meant no other NBA teams
MT: yea i know
ONE: Jazz could have used it


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Ricky for Lebron who says no? Ricky trying to show us all...
 
MT: i was just gonna say i've always loved the saints colors
ONE: the gold represents the Saxophone perfectly
ONE: Saxophone = Jazz = Gold
Saint: i just dont like seeing possessions like that from joe
MT: jazz would rather be the phoenix suns for their city uniforms
ONE: And black is naturally the colour of music notes
ONE: Haha
ONE: yeah
ONE: Might as well change team name to Sun Rays
ONE: the Utah Sun Rays
ONE: LOL
ONE: How many TO has Ingles had?
yamers: favors is rlly not boxing otu any1
WhiskyPriest: Didnt Lowry destroy us last time we played them?
Saint: i hate the Favors/Johnson combo
Jazzta: Lol ingles
yamers: mitchel keeps getting hacked
MT: yea
yamers: it's frustrating
Jazzta: what was that?
MT: favors/johnson is... not good
WhiskyPriest: johnson is done. I haven't seen him sprint all year.
WhiskyPriest: he still has some old man moves, but he doesnt defend at all anymore.
yamers: favors johnson hurts to watch lol
yamers: johnson wow
yamers: he didn't bother boxing out for the ft
yamers: lmao!
Hekate: refs dicking
Jazzta: Some **** calls here
yamers: i dont know what it is
yamers: mitchel has no space in the paint


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yamers: i think playing with rubio just sucks ****
yamers: rubio
yamers: rubio's **** show offensive game creates open looks for himself, but it allows the other team to the focus in on mitchel
ONE: Surpised Rubio didn't pass that to Mitchell
WhiskyPriest: Rubio hustles every game. I really wish he could shoot.
ONE: he could have dunked it
yamers: i feel like mitchel is getting held
yamers: and hit a lot
Saint: Gobert lets refs affect his game too much
yamers: and the refs do nothing about it
MT: yea
MT: Gobert gets tilted in a Cousins-esque way when the calls don't go his way
latin: i like that Quin is always trying to teach something. He used to talk to Exum at every opportunity. he does the same with DM
yamers: jonas got killed
Saint: jonas how do you get beat off the dribble that bad by jonas?
MT: lmao
MT: i swear the way he positioned himself it looked like jerebko forgot where the basket was
Saint: i just dont know why anyone is closing out that hard on a jonas 3
yamers: https://media1.giphy.com/media/AjYsTtVxEEBPO/giphy.gif?cid=8e2f2bd95a6bd6186333614249a6d4b4" alt="" style="width:179px" />


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Hekate: what a flop
Saint: jonas setting a moving screen right after ta call
devin_c: is this roller derby or a basketball game
Ellipse: I don't know, my thinking is that Jerebko should stick to shooting 3s.
MT: rudy has to be mentally tougher than this
yamers: https://media0.giphy.com/media/yoJC2GJsij7CZUzf8c/giphy.gif?cid=8e2f2bd95a6bd6667368746e771216a5" alt="" style="width:179px" />
Saint: the refs are boning them tho
MT: sort of
MT: that derozan flop was pretty stupid
MT: I'm not a physics expert, but I'm pretty sure derozan shouldn't be going flying in a totally different direction after running into Rudy
rare144: i foresee a rubio stunner at the buzzer
rare144: it's gonna rain jazz notes


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Rubashov: anthony shoots like a special needs kid
Rubashov: trey can't shoot either
yamers: mitchel just cant get into any groove with gobert
yamers: never has
Rubashov: i reckon this girl is gonna win
MT: for some reason


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