Jazz Sign Rudy Gay

[campaignist]

Did you guys know that his last name is spelled and pronounced exactly like the term that is commonly used for when people of the same gender are attracted to one another?

Oh that's right, it is. Coincidentally, his cousin in the WNBA is named Sharon Lesbian.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Oh that's right, it is. Coincidentally, his cousin in the WNBA is named Sharon Lesbian.

I don’t believe this is true.

 

[campaignist]

I don’t believe this is true.

It totally is, just speak with his second aunt, Patty Pansexual.

 

[NAOS]

Hilarious. [/s]

 

[nateboz]

It's nice to see the Jazz signed a Gay player

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[fishonjazz]

We probably need a stretch 5 too, as a back up if one of the two centers go down.

I heard a jazz beat writer on the radio today mention frank kaminsky

 

[NUMBERICA]

I heard a jazz breast writer on the radio today mention frank kaminsky

Oh yes this would be tight.

 

[fishonjazz]

Heard on the radio that Rudy gay has averaged double digit points every year of his career

 

[NAOS]

It's nice to see the Jazz signed a Gay player

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You just broke the Originality mold.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Next we need to sign Harry Homosexual and then something something laughing

 

[framer]

Nooooooooooooo!! Not This guy! Nooooooooo! ****ing Rudy Gay man!

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I heard a jazz breast writer on the radio today mention frank kaminsky

Kaminski would be nice.... and on a side note, what's a Jazz breast writer?

 

[NUMBERICA]

Kaminski would be nice.... and on a side note, what's a Jazz breast writer?

They write from the heart.

 

[Jingled]

Can Gay play small ball 5 situationally?

 

[porfavors]

Now we have 2 Rudy and 1 is Gay

 

[NUMBERICA]

Can Gay play small ball 5 situationally?

Apparently he’s played ~100 minutes there according to @KqWIN but I haven’t looked it up.

 

[KqWIN]

Apparently he’s played ~100 minutes there according to @KqWIN but I haven’t looked it up.

For 20/21 it was 121 if you would consider Samanic the C and 133 if you consider Gay the C when they are on the court together.

Bball-Index estimates Gay guarded C's for 13.2% of his minutes (about 180).

Personally, I think he's fine guarding C's. But the problem is our defensive strategy is to be swiss cheese on the perimeter and have the big cover everything up. Obviously Gay can't do that. Maybe playing him at the 5 will force Quin to change defensive habits because the 4 statue defense doesn't get better if it's 5 statues. I've been saying that this is more important than any personnel change.

If Quin backs into playing a more versatile defense because he wants Gay to play 5, this move is A+++++++++.

 

[infection]

Soon to have a monopoly on the Rudy Gs. Just waiting on the last show to drop.


He’s already got his ring, though.

 

[Keefe]

Good looking squad. Definitely need a 3rd PG to fill in when Conley inevitably needs some time off. What is Raul Neto up to?

He should be male modeling. I’m straight and find him hot as fugg.

 

[Keefe]

Lindsey’s dumb *** is probably sitting at home, shaking his head, overly critical and leery of these moves.