Game Thread Jun 08, 2021 08:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Clippers - Game 1

[fishonjazz]

Shaq with legit the worst take ever. He completely glossed over the fact that we missed 20+ shots in a row in the first half and we still won. His take was that it took Donovan playing the best game of his life and the clippers main guys not playing well and we barely win by 3. How dumb is he?

Well, pretty ****ing dumb. But we already knew that

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[latin jazz]

Reeeeaaaaaallllllyyyyy?


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He is always pulling the plug way too early, as wellas nateboz, shad, etc

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Post of the thread

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Fish’s wife: honey what are you doing in the bathroom?

Fish: Nothing

Fish’s Wife: You aren’t taking ******* pics again for your internet friends are you?

Fish: (awkward silence)

 

[fishonjazz]

I agree. I’d foul a bad free throw shooter every time.

Even a good free throw shooter

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[fishonjazz]

Royce locked up Kawhi pretty good tbh and with Rudy at the rim he didn’t get much easy stuff... there is a reason he wasn’t as good. PG is a mental midget... can’t rely on him to deliver consistently.

I was listening to the local post game show. Clippers only scored 26 points in the paint. They were saying that the clippers would drive inside and just turn around or pass out cause they scared of Rudy.

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[babe]

The Jazz look every bit like the frauds the media says they are.

The best humor digging at the most deserving frauds on Earth.

 

[fishonjazz]

Mitchell second half

32 points
11/16 FG
4/7 3pt
6/7 FT

Good lord

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[fishonjazz]

WTF is Lue talking about??

Lol.
Ya the jazz gonna sub out the DPOY on the last defensive possession of the game. **** outta here with that ****

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[firegirl]

Gobert, stop choking please.

Another great take! Well done, coach!


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[Elizah Huge]

LMAO

 

[Jingled]

Hope we get different announcers next time we're on TNT. Ian Eagle was fine but I thought Greg Anthony was terrible.

 

[latin jazz]

I just never got it. I know their is a lot deeper meaning to their songs than many bands. Just not my jam.

That's fair. Music is something really personal. Either you feel it, or you don't.

btw, I don't know where that comment from Conley/Rudy came from haha. I think it was something I typed days ago and forgot to post

 

[firegirl]

YESSSSS

Way to finally come around…


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[framer]

I mean switching is more effective when you don’t play Kennard and Jackson.

Clips HAVE to play those guys or they cannot score.

 

[babe]

Good lord

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Love it.

So the Clips will be all about stopping DM, and will let others slip by even worse.

 

[Gameface]

I just never got it. I know their is a lot deeper meaning to their songs than many bands. Just not my jam.

You're more of an amethyst jam guy?

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[Max Porter]

Shaq again with the jazz hate... saying he's worried about the jazz since both clippers stars didn't play well. BRUH! We went like 10 minutes without scoring.

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It’s ok he’s just mad he looks like black shrek just ignore that.

But, Kawhi will play better in game 2 and we do need more from scoring from anyone not named Donovan. If I’m bojan or Clarkson and we aren’t scoring I take it in the paint until you get a foul called. No reason to always settle with threes.

 

[fishonjazz]

Can’t stop thinking about how good Royce played tonight and actually this entire playoffs. I have been extremely hard on him and have came to the reality that he plays his ****ing *** off. He does what he’s asked and it’s not his fault he’s continually put on the oppositions best players out of default.

What a masterful job he did on Kawhi and he was able to take advantage on the offensive glass like I pointed out before the game the opportunity would be there.

Thank you for everything you do Royce. Your energy is contagious. We definitely don’t win this game tonight without you or Donovan.

I have hated on Royce quite a bit too.... But one thing I never fault him on is effort. Dude plays HARD all the time. Too bad he isn't more talented. Oh well, he does what we need for the most part. Just wish he never guarded dame or curry type dudes

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[Jingled]

Give me a break.

 

[fishonjazz]

Fish’s wife: honey what are you doing in the bathroom?

Fish: Nothing

Fish’s Wife: You aren’t taking ******* pics again for your internet friends are you?

Fish: (awkward silence)

Totally accurate. She thinks I'm a weirdo for my jazzfanz activity. I have no counter argument.

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