My biggest but lame basketball moment came when I was living in Russia and teamed up with some missionaries to beat the local University team. I played center against their 6'7" and 6'9" dudes. I'm 6'2". After getting a black eye from an elbow on the clear out, I adjusted to the reffing and undercut the big SOB's, and elbowed on the picks like vintage Stockton. I was dirty as Hell and we won by 4 after a furious comeback.
I limped like I had been assaulted on the way out. But felt good about myself. . . Until I passed the other team in the locker room and saw them smoking and passing around the bottle of vodka. I'll bet the prima ballerinas across town were doing the same. . .