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So I can keep attending the Holy Temple of 31 Flavors? I am so relieved.
 
So I can keep attending the Holy Temple of 31 Flavors? I am so relieved.

If you insist on paying top dollar for sugar and food coloring and artificial flavors, I suppose you can. Actually, I go to Baskin-Robbins once in a while, but mostly I'm a glutton and a miser. I want the cheap, rot-gut ice cream like the party pails at Smiths. With one of those and a DVD to watch, I can zone and eat the whole bucket in one sitting. . . .

Good thing I have real work to do, too. . . . . keeps my weight in the zone. . . .
 
well, I guess it's time for a new page. . . . for my 4700th post, and for page 290. I don't know if I can sell 4335 posts in this thread as stupendous or stupefying or portentous or what. . . . another stepping stone to history. . . to the future, folks. . . .
 
And then it would look like. . . to the uninitiated passersby. . . . that I've done nothing but this. . . . .
 
but I need to hide this babble in oblivion before anyone notices it. . . . . nobody but nobody ever goes back to read past pages. . . . . it's like we've all lost our curiousity, or been mesmerized to the tune of "follow the living page" (current page) past pages are all dead, and only the present page can be read in public. . . .

ha ha. need I say that would illustrate the principles taught by some Christian churches. A bible a bible we have a bible we don't need any more bible. . . .

A college educated lecturer, sitting as Grand Inquisitor, checking our faith impulses daily to make sure we do not drift astray. . . . A committee of deacons or social scientists on alert for deviants. . . . .
 
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