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One of my unspoken aims in this thread is to reply to every post anyone puts in here at least once. . . .
 
Thank sinking feeling when you've found out somebody you've had a crush on for a year had just started going out with someone else.
 
Thank sinking feeling when you've found out somebody you've had a crush on for a year had just started going out with someone else.

nonsense. Count yourself lucky you didn't ever learn about the horrors down that alley.

better yet, don't be a wuss. If you can't smile and walk right up to a girl, and start a decent conversation. . . . like, say "Howdy Miss, how are you? My name is One Love and that's my highest dream in life. What's your's?", you'd better switch from soda pop to drinks in glass containers. Those phytoestrogens are obviously too much a part of your biochemistry. Well. . . . .I dunno. . . . I'd skip the alcohol on this one, find some old-style milk pedaled in glass.
 
Ugh that was worse when you were younger, especially in high school.

The only thing age does for you in this department is make it possible for the younger women to smile at you and talk like normal people, even though they do think you might be their unknown grandpa.

You do learn to read sign on the trail, and you do know more about what matters, but it's no longer meaningful. Any girl that can make you feel like that is not going to be as interested as you are, because, well, you don't ring any of her bells.
 
I'm addicted to analysis, including self-analysis. Sometimes I also choose to move right along because I just don't settle for the past.
 
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