Longest Thread Ever

[franklin]

Typical 13 hour day followed by girls night out "babysitting" duty. I might get bored enough to read this entire thread.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

This has become the massive nerd thread.

Who you calling massive, nerd.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Typical 13 hour day followed by girls night out "babysitting" duty. I might get bored enough to read this entire thread.

Don't do it, it will be time you never get back. You would be better served reading the draft 13 prospects thread.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Typical 13 hour day followed by girls night out "babysitting" duty. I might get bored enough to read this entire thread.

Sorry man.. I would bring beer and help babysit, but I'm mtg some hawt milfs out tonight.

 

[babe]

Typical 13 hour day followed by girls night out "babysitting" duty. I might get bored enough to read this entire thread.

Franklin, I understand this completely. In fact, it is a close cousin to my life in here generally. Up in the night, while wiffey is at work, watching stuff like Milo and Otis with the kids.

 

[babe]

Sorry man.. I would bring beer and help babysit, but I'm mtg some hawt milfs out tonight.

Well, I wouldn't bring beer or help babysit, or go out chasing "hawt trash". I'd be here doing a few hundred posts. Cheaper, less work, and less troublesome. Life at its best.

 

[babe]

I like synonym on my toast, sometimes...

I know what you mean. El Numero Uno has a taste for onomatopoeia in my cheers betimes. . . . And no, there is no synonym for "onamatopoeia", it's just another figure of speech.

the word might suggest "tomato" to some, though.

 

[babe]

Peanut Butter Toast Crunch is pretty good as well.

I'm definitely a Welch's Grape Jelly on my toast kind of guy.

 

[babe]

The first time I tried it, I didn't particularly like it. I think I was expecting something different. But now it's one of my faves.

learning while living is definitely a high trait. You are to be commended.

 

[babe]

Past Participle Flakes aren't bad.

Aren't GrapeNuts "past particles"?

 

[babe]

This has become the massive nerd thread.

it would be an accomplishment if it becomes the mass herd thread.

 

[babe]

You mean an adolescent?
Teenagers are generally pigs, mini and/or major. Good luck on ever getting them to clean their personal living space. The male of the species does tend to stink: taking a shower is often low on his priority, as is wearing freshly-laundered clothes. The "sniff test" is the preferred method for selecting clothes for the day. If he can stand the stink, it's perfectly clean. Put two males together and they also have strange ritual of "one-upsmanship" as they attempt to gross each other out with emissions from all orifices. Females are generally cleaner, but require much more maintenance and expense. If you have a female teenager, make sure you A) have an extra bathroom for yourself and B) ensure she has her own telephone. Also be prepared to hear the phrases, "I'm so ugly" and "I have nothing to wear" at least three times per week. And be prepared for the mood swings. A young woman who seemed to be perfectly happy when she came home from school, will often be crying uncontrollably in her room five minutes later.

But, yes, teenagers can also be quite hilarious little creatures, especially when around those of the opposite gender. They can be as awkward as a baby giraffe trying to take her first steps. Or at times, just rush forward like a bull in the streets of Pamplona, wrecking havoc wherever they run.

yah, well, I've learned not to call my wife a teenager, regardless of the behavior.