Longest Thread Ever

[babe]

12 is the symbol of "completion" as in "the best days of your life are now done". See what happens when you turn 13? See the point?

Religions have considered 12 be something special for the same reason. 12 "Apostles", 12 signs of the Zodiac, 12 postulates of Marxism, and so on. Everything important has to come in twelves. Like a dozen eggs. And "Cheaper by the Dozen" in terms of the perfect family.

Except I wanted 14, and my wife wanted 16, and we got the difference.

 

[babe]

11

11 is a symbol of crisis. . . .. just go to Coast to Coast any day. . . . er. . . . . night. . . . it's eleven somethings, they'll have their recurrent numerologist lady on to try to talk the people through it. 11-11-11 was supposed to be the end of the world or something. Problem is, it wasn't 11-11-11 on either the Mayan or Chinese calendar, and everybody knows those are the calendars the astrologers should use instead.

 

[babe]

Oops.

This is perhaps the most insightful post ever in this entire forum. It speaks volumes, on every subject. . . . .

 

[babe]

never interrupt a genius at work

On this thread, I encourage being interrupted by any contribution, and will even give extra credit for doing so.

 

[babe]

Wait, so posting just to increase your post is the work of a genius?

I maintain that it is a display of genius to demonstrate any innovative method for doing a series of posts very very quickly. . . . .

 

[babe]

No. But counting backwards from a two-digit number is.

I can count backwards from a three digit number, or even a four digit number. wanna see how that works??????

 

[babe]

When you acquire a new skill, you should utilize it.

And I say "Practice Makes Perfect". . . . . .

 

[babe]

I got called away from the computer.

when nature calls I go.

 

[babe]

I got called away from the computer.

and some people rank even higher than mother nature. . . . . wives, kids, customers. . . . .

 

[babe]

5

what, you skipped from ten down to five????? I was looking forward to completing my numerological tables. . . .

 

[babe]

Sooooooo close Scat. 5K! 5K! 5K!

yah, I know he made it, and about a score more. . . .

 

[babe]

If you're a sexist or misogynist you should check out my new thread where I objectify women!!

Wait. . . . you did all that buildup just to place and ad for your thread????/


Madison Avenue awaits!!!!!!!!!!