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[Dr. Jones]

you might have made it as an astronomer. . . . wait. . . . those people are lead-footed salaried gumshoes and nobody knows who they are unless some hot-shot know-nothing "Science Guy" decides to wow the kids with a two-minute exploration of the universe sufficient for the purpose of making the kids all think they know it all.

Meh.

I don't want to deal with other people's butts.

 

[babe]

Hmmm.....

and Hmmmmm. .. . . . . to you, too. . . . . I can see those wheels turning between your ears. . . .

 

[JGolds]

this thread has a long way to go till its the longest... i just dont see it happening... sorry i am a doubter

 

[babe]

Only two ways to do it:
1) Quit your job, sell your house, move into your parents' basement
2) Invest wisely, become rich, have others make money for you and then spend all your time posting

obviously. . . . or is that observiously. . . . PKM is one the second plan.

I could make it a third way. Own my own house, have firewood and cows and a wife who is happy living life on her own terms, and dig a basement bunker I can hang out in without being noticed, and fix it up with internet service. . . . .

 

[babe]

Meh.

I don't want to deal with other people's butts.

so you think your butts smell better?

 

[babe]

this thread has a long way to go till its the longest... i just dont see it happening... sorry i am a doubter

just please keep coming back to say that more often, okay?

 

[babe]

Only two ways to do it:
1) Quit your job, sell your house, move into your parents' basement
2) Invest wisely, become rich, have others make money for you and then spend all your time posting

a fourth way is to train a monkey, or a kid, to sit in for you and make jokes all day. . . . . to cheer up the JFC members. . . . .

 

[Dr. Jones]

so you think your butts smell better?

U silly, I only have one butt.

 

[babe]

Meh.

I don't want to deal with other people's butts.

I thought that jump from your claim to being "observatory" to calling you an "astronomer" was pretty funny. . . . . and all I get is a "meh". Maybe I need to go back to Buckner for fifteen seconds and do two jokes there.

 

[babe]

Meh.

I don't want to deal with other people's butts.

you might have only one arse, but many cig butts lying around in some over-filled ashcans.

besides, you said "other people's butts", not "other peoples' butts". The way you put it meant singular cases of humanoids in a general sense, not a crowd of humanoids in the plural sense.

wait, where's Colton at a time like this?

 

[babe]

U silly, I only have one butt.

either way, butts are smelly and could justify a career change if doing so could mean fresh air.

 

[babe]

This is a double "Movin' on Up" announcement. . . . .. actually, triple.

I am now in #27 on the rep charade, and #52 on the numerological hierarchy. . . . having regained my prior #53 rank and now just zipped past another. . . . .