My daughter told me about this nerdy kid at school that is trying to get everyone to start using the word "crunchy" instead of "cool". She said everyone just laughed at him but he's been at it for a week now and it's starting to spread.
The nickname 'The Wet Bandit' is crunchy.
In Home Alone 2, Marv changes it to the "Sticky Bandit".
So next year do we have to call him the Sticky Bandit?
Since Marvin Williams is named after Marvin Gaye, how about something Marvin Gaye Related, like "Mercy Me" Marvin or since he is a huge Ping Pong fan, what about "Pong"?
Please stop Jeffrey. We are no longer accepting submissions for Marvin Williams nicknames. The committee has settled on The Wet Bandit and our decision is final.
Please direct your energy into supporting this nickname, or into coming up with new nicknames for some of the other, nickname less players.
The Wet Squirrel!
Sorry UGLI, but this has to be it.
No.
This hasn't been your best day.
Things were going great until Zulu outed me.