Melo

[Hotdog]

Just cuz it’s slow doesn’t mean we need to be dumb.

Wait, so you TJF and homeytennis are the same person?

 

[Jazz and Utes]

Ummmm what? Where was I when this glorious thread was made, or did I forget?


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https://jazzfanz.com/threads/haywards-wife-expecting-a-3rd-girl.94902/

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

https://jazzfanz.com/threads/haywards-wife-expecting-a-3rd-girl.94902/

How did I miss this?


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[Rubashov]

It's going to be a slow couple of months. If Carmelo gets bought out, anyone up for adding him?

Melo is the worst kind of lonely girl at the end of the bar at closing time, a bad lay that gives you the clap.

 

[Jazz and Utes]

How did I miss this?


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My best guess is that you were busy polishing your participation trophies.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

My best guess is that you were busy polishing your participation trophies.

That was funny the first time you used this joke.


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[Gameface]

Me7o 4ever.

negged

 

[Siro]

negged

No matter, my mantra is to sta7 me7o.

 

[Ironankle]

It's going to be a slow couple of months. If Carmelo gets bought out, anyone up for adding him?

Thank you but no thanks

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[Douchebag K]

Melo is the worst kind of lonely girl at the end of the bar at closing time, a bad lay that gives you the clap.

voice of experience ??

 

[MVP]

Melo is the worst kind of lonely girl at the end of the bar at closing time, a bad lay that gives you the crabs.

Fixed.

 

[SCS]

It's not going to happen so there isn't really any reason to look at the what ifs. The Jazz are standing pat. We didn't re-sign Favors, keep Sef and sign Niang just to go get Melo. We're set at PF.

 

[stormkoopacv03]

Melo is trash, just like that MeloJazzkiller troll we often see on this forum.

 

[Rubashov]

voice of experience ??

You know I've met your mum.

 

[Douchebag K]

so it is true .. i knew it !!

 

[cctrackstar]

i've hated melo since he badmouthed ak's all star selection

 

[gandalfe]

Honestly, if he would be comfortable with being a backup, then sure. But he wouldn't, and the chances are he wouldn't fit well with our defense+ system anyway.

 

[TheStormofWar]

Honestly, if he would be comfortable with being a backup, then sure. But he wouldn't, and the chances are he wouldn't fit well with our defense+ system anyway.

Not sure his ego would allow it. And Rudy would kick his *** if he slacked off too much on D. His only real fit on this team is as a scoring punch off the bench, but I'm not even sure how effective he could be in that role anymore.

 

[Jazz and Utes]

I wouldn't take Melo on this team even if he was willing to play for free.

 

[Magic Spray]

you know those people that are always in ****** relationships and finally one day their relationship ends and they're all, "that's it, I'm taking care of myself! I'm going to start meditating, saying no to my boss, only going out with good people..." and before you know it, there they are together with some new person who is going to blow up everything good they've worked at rebuilding after their last ****** relationship. And everyone around them can see what's going to happen but they're all, "no, they're not like that, they're really sweet and they really care about me and their twitch channel is just about to blow up..."

So what I'm trying to say @homeytennis is that you should just take some time and really focus on yourself. I know that Carmelo might seem exciting, hell, he's even making some good money, but right now is not the right time for you to be jumping into another committed relationship with somebody like tha--I mean anybody right now. Just keep going to your meetings and soon you'll be ready to meet the right free agent.