I have a message from beyond:
"hello fans, friends, brothers, and stalkers (PeeGayPhlegm). I apologize for another untimely absence, and I hope it is my last. Please negrep AKMVP in my memory, posrep Gib, and take care of my lass, most importantly. Enes, my spot at 7th better not budge (unless it's raised). Lastly, I plan on snagging Tink's cell #, and spamming him with pictures of my poop for every day of absence that I serve. Just jokes, ModCo, you know I love y'all. See you cuties in 2 weeks. Ciao"
Well, he asked. Shall we?