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Official Nickname for Gobert

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Are we all sure that it's not pronouced: "Joebert"?

Arrested Development reference if anyone gets it
 
My vote is for the eiffel tower. I don't really understand most of those other ones. Most of them don't rhyme or make sense.
 
Is there a poll for this?
My phone doesnt let me see polls
 
Are we all sure that it's not pronouced: "Joebert"?

Arrested Development reference if anyone gets it

Yeah, but then his intro music would have to be the French version of "The Final Countdown." Nobody wants that.

I personally like "Stifle Tower". Clever play on his nationality, freakish length and defensive prowess.
 
Bolerjack just decided to call him "Fry" and an alley-oop will now be called "sauce" - as in "giving the French fry some sauce."
 
If we call him Eiffel Tower, we look like ignorant Americans.

I'm totally cool with that, but I'm just sayin...
 
Um why wouldn't Go-Bear's nickname be 'The Bear'?

As for Condorman, that's too busy, I would use simply 'Condor'.
 
If we were real sophisticates, we might call him "Repousser," which is French for rejection.

Pronounced Reh-Poo-Say.

I'm just messin with y'all.
 
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