Well its important to remember this, you know Melbourne is an amazing place. Its a UNESCO cultural capital, we've got the gallery, the arts centre precinct, the best live music in the country. Then there's the arts festival, the writers festival, the fringe festival, the food festival (or whatever they ****ing call it.) the comedy festival, its all happening.
And naturally Melbourne is the sporting capital of the world, more NBA number 1 draft picks have been born in Melbourne than any other city. The heart of the city is the great Cathedral, the Melbourne Cricket Ground, the great coliseum which turns ordinary men and women into immortals. Generously we've given the country our great Victorian game, we've let them come here and play with us, not that any of them would thank us for the privilege, the ungrateful, envious ********. And lets not forget about the Cricket, lets not forget big Merv and Warnie (a bloke that ugly was shagging Liz Hurley, what a great bloke, what a bloody Victorian legend)and the corpse with pads Bill Lawry.
And then there's the people, the melting pot of people from everywhere round the world, the multicultural example to the world. Without the contribution of people from Asia, Italy, Greece, the Middle East and of course the great Jewish diaspora our city of hope would not be the same. Lazy Sunday arvos in St Kilda, finishing off the night with a cake and coffee from a jewish café on Acland st. Getting a coffee from Tiamo's in Carlton on the way to the theatre. Getting some dumplings in Chinatown on the way home from the footy, Sydney hasn't got any of this.
Whats Sydney got? A bloody useless Opera house designed by a retard and a ****ing bridge built by a narcissist scab. Its a city divided, physically, racially, full of pretentious ********.
As Victorians I think we should go alone, gotta keep these Australian ******** out of our great state, you know what we should do? We should build a great big ****ing wall and then make the crow eaters and smug self satisfied pricks in Sydney pay for it. That will keep Victoria for Victorians!