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[Stifle Tower]

Valerie Adams describing her encounter with One Love. Looks like she was upset about false advertising.

And yes, addictionary, she does look like the kind of person who would kick your *** if you pissed her off.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Valerie Adams describing her encounter with One Love. Looks like she was upset about false advertising.

And yes, addictionary, she does look like the kind of person who would kick your *** if you pissed her off.

What are you referring to in this post?

 

[Stifle Tower]

What are you referring to in this post?

I posted a pic. I'm not sure why it's not there anymore as it wasn't offensive, IMO. It was just a friendly jab. But if someone requested it be removed or a mod decided to delete it, then I'm ok with that.

And now it's back when I opened the thread again.

 

[addictionary]

I posted a pic. I'm not sure why it's not there anymore as it wasn't offensive, IMO. It was just a friendly jab. But if someone requested it be removed or a mod decided to delete it, then I'm ok with that.

And now it's back when I opened the thread again.

It's probably the source site.

I post therefore I am...

 

[Harold Ballz]

Am I the minority here that thinks it's great Kanter is gone? I do not understand how this site functions at all. Its like its opposite day every day.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Am I the minority here that thinks it's great Kanter is gone? I do not understand how this site functions at all. Its like its opposite day every day.

You are definitely not in the minority on this opinion. What posts would make you think that? Pro-Kanter takes are an endangered species around these parts.

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

Kanter... where to start. Kanter was like going to Turkey and trying a lot of new foods. They are interesting, exciting plates. How intriguing! How exotic! At the time you think you might actually prefer it to other foods. This is 'fresher' than foods back at home.



















But it seems to leave this bizarre after taste. You don't think much of it. But a few hours later you return to your hotel. Sweating... You start to wonder why you would ever consider eating blood sausage and goat-oysters souffle. The pain starts to settle in... You don't even like curry, so what in the heck were you thinking eating that under-cooked meat dumpling with 7 foreign spices on it...

Then that old friend comes to visit. Good ol Mr. Hot and Soft himself! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrump!






And you feel relief. Better and wiser for the time being.

Now the best part. Your business colleague, a Mr. Oliver K. Cee, overhears your experience in a conversation. He likes the idea of foreign food. He doesn't mind the extra 'processing'. He thinks 'hot' and 'soft' are palatable perks. So, he trades you a box of tums, some German Chocolate, and a $200 gift card for an all you can eat FRENCH TOAST a-la-Gobert buffet for all of the hot and soft you can provide him with. You laugh as you walk away knowing the festering pate' is a 'negative' ***'et. But... you can't miss out on such a good deal.

Here's the kicker. Mr. O. K. Cee gets the same bug you had. He has a chance to get relief. But instead, he values the squirts enough to take a job in Turkish Sanitation Services on a 4 year contract. And best yet... he pays $70,000,000 + luxury tax for the opportunity!

And you move to Paris' to eat long, tall baguettes with plenty of cheese.

This has been a Wonderbra original. Thanks for watching! Bra out!

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

^And BTW, endangered does not mean protected. If you don't believe me you ought to compliment Kanter and see what happens.

 

[fishonjazz]

Kanter... where to start. Kanter was like going to Turkey and trying a lot of new foods. They are interesting, exciting plates. How intriguing! How exotic! At the time you think you might actually prefer it to other foods. This is 'fresher' than foods back at home.


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But it seems to leave this bizarre after taste. You don't think much of it. But a few hours later you return to your hotel. Sweating... You start to wonder why you would ever consider eating blood sausage and goat-oysters souffle. The pain starts to settle in... You don't even like curry, so what in the heck were you thinking eating that under-cooked meat dumpling with 7 foreign spices on it...

Then that old friend comes to visit. Good ol Mr. Hot and Soft himself! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrump!


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And you feel relief. Better and wiser for the time being.

Now the best part. Your business colleague, a Mr. Oliver K. Cee, overhears your experience in a conversation. He likes the idea of foreign food. He doesn't mind the extra 'processing'. He thinks 'hot' and 'soft' are palatable perks. So, he trades you a box of tums, some German Chocolate, and a $200 gift card for an all you can eat FRENCH TOAST a-la-Gobert buffet for all of the hot and soft you can provide him with. You laugh as you walk away knowing the festering pate' is a 'negative' ***'et. But... you can't miss out on such a good deal.

Here's the kicker. Mr. O. K. Cee gets the same bug you had. He has a chance to get relief. But instead, he values the squirts enough to take a job in Turkish Sanitation Services on a 4 year contract. And best yet... he pays $70,000,000 + luxury tax for the opportunity!

And you move to Paris' to eat long, tall baguettes with plenty of cheese.

This has been a Wonderbra original. Thanks for watching! Bra out!

One of the best posts of all time!

 

[Stifle Tower]

Harold Ballz is obviously an alt.

But it never gets old thinking about how fortunate the Jazz were that Gobert broke out last season. Well really, beginning with the 2014 World Cup. What if he had improved just a little and Lindsey felt like he had no choice but to match an offer for Enes?

I would have remained a Jazz fan regardless, but it's so much better looking forward to this team. Having Rudy instead of Enes hasn't just changed one position; it's changed the entire dynamics of the team.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

One of the best posts of all time!

You apparently enjoy looking into someone else's toilet a lot more than I do.

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

One of the best posts of all time!

Yeah... I giggled the whole time I wrote it. Pretty much spot on. I have plenty of experience in Intl travel and it all came home to me.

I only wish that I could figure out how to make my pics full size. For some reason, they always load small.

 

[fishonjazz]

You apparently enjoy looking into someone else's toilet a lot more than I do.

For myself, one picture didn't ruin the overall greatness of the post. I didn't enjoy that picture but I can see why he put in there due to the content of the post

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

PS. Don't google image any of the following without 'safe search' on.

'Kanter Fresh Hot and Soft Toilet'
'Mierda en el inodoro a la Kanter'
'Hot dumps Kanter'

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

For myself, one picture didn't ruin the overall greatness of the post. I didn't enjoy that picture but I can see why he put in there due to the content of the post

Yeah, I was only kidding. It was a great post.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I only wish that I could figure out how to make my pics full size. For some reason, they always load small.

Not that I want to see an enlarged version of that toilet bowl, but the way to make your pics full size is to uncheck the box that says "Retrieve file and reference locally".

 

[addictionary]

You apparently enjoy looking into someone else's toilet a lot more than I do.

I looked at it for a long time to figure out if it's a snack for a dinner table or his anal output.

 

[addictionary]

Wonderbra, we have an amazing kitchen. Really awesome richness of cooked complex foods that include many ingredients. Turkish kitchen is a lot more than döner, kebap bla bla. It is none of those actually. It includes some crazy awesome .. of God damn it can a Turkish poster tell me how to translate "sulu yemek"? Wait I'll zargan it. Well. nope. Nothing. Oh OK meals like stew. We have 'em all man. And with great combinations and tastes. Turkish kitchen is really rich.


As for Enes Kanter, I think he is a mental case. I follow him still, have been doing that for years, and I can say that he is not what he looks like and he is what he looks like at the same time. Really curious to see what happens this season.

So which food would you pick to describe the JAzz players? That would even make a damn well thread title!

 

[addictionary]

Kanter... where to start. Kanter was like going to Turkey and trying a lot of new foods. They are interesting, exciting plates. How intriguing! How exotic! At the time you think you might actually prefer it to other foods. This is 'fresher' than foods back at home.

But it seems to leave this bizarre after taste. You don't think much of it. But a few hours later you return to your hotel. Sweating... You start to wonder why you would ever consider eating blood sausage and goat-oysters souffle. The pain starts to settle in... You don't even like curry, so what in the heck were you thinking eating that under-cooked meat dumpling with 7 foreign spices on it...

Then that old friend comes to visit. Good ol Mr. Hot and Soft himself! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrump!

And you feel relief. Better and wiser for the time being.

Now the best part. Your business colleague, a Mr. Oliver K. Cee, overhears your experience in a conversation. He likes the idea of foreign food. He doesn't mind the extra 'processing'. He thinks 'hot' and 'soft' are palatable perks. So, he trades you a box of tums, some German Chocolate, and a $200 gift card for an all you can eat FRENCH TOAST a-la-Gobert buffet for all of the hot and soft you can provide him with. You laugh as you walk away knowing the festering pate' is a 'negative' ***'et. But... you can't miss out on such a good deal.

Here's the kicker. Mr. O. K. Cee gets the same bug you had. He has a chance to get relief. But instead, he values the squirts enough to take a job in Turkish Sanitation Services on a 4 year contract. And best yet... he pays $70,000,000 + luxury tax for the opportunity!

And you move to Paris' to eat long, tall baguettes with plenty of cheese.

This has been a Wonderbra original. Thanks for watching! Bra out!

There you go btw.

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

There you go btw.

That's more of the effect I was looking for... nicely done.

This post was less of a knock on Turkish cuisine and more on the Hot & Soft that is Enes Kanter... I am still laughing at OKC!