People Who Don’t Know How to Spell “Cologne”

[Captain Lobster]

This is too good not to share:

https://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/twitter-cologne/

 

[YB85]

This made me giggle.

 

[Beantown]

Entertaining.

 

[bigb]

Waiting for Trout's entrance...

 

[Bronco70]

Have you ever hugged someone who has a good colon, and just smelled it for a while?

Lol.

 

[franklin]

I made that list and have been self defecating all day. I need to rectumfy the situation.

 

[TroutBum]

I made that list and have been self defecating all day. I need to rectumfy the situation.

Before you do this, *** yourself a question: Am I gay?

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

Jessica's into some freaky ****. Literally.

 

[larryselbows]

"Ohhh look what I found on Reddit! Let me post it on Jazzfanz!!"

I wish there were down votes. Yarararrrrrrr!!!

 

[TroutBum]

WTF is a Reddit? That sounds like some sort of Hipster-Vinyl "thing". So gay.

 

[larryselbows]

WTF is a Reddit? That sounds like some sort of Hipster-Vinyl "thing". So gay.

lulz, it's above-average hipster, not over-the-top vinylesque.

 

[Bronco70]

I made that list and have been self defecating all day. I need to rectumfy the situation.

Before you do this, *** yourself a question: Am I gay?

Asking such leading questions can taint the response.

 

[TroutBum]

Asking such leading questions can taint the response.

Bravo!

 

[t.work]

I've got the best smelling colon in all of the world.

 

[bigb]

I've got the best smelling colon in all of the world.

Trout demands a taste test!!

 

[t.work]

Trout demands a taste test!!

Would he like it me to dump it in his hands or would he like to get his hands on my colon first, to examine it?

 

[TroutBum]

Would he like it me to dump it in his hands or would he like to get his hands on my colon first, to examine it?

I prefer a good splash to the face, belly button, and lower back. In that order. Proceed, sir.