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Playing with House Money

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Kinda cool idea for the Jazz postseason...

"Playing with house money"
A la 2004 Detroit Pistons




HUGE PICTURE warning (but Crawford's face tho)


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First, we don't get 4th seed. So we all like, wtf. Do what you do tho, Jazz. 5th seed and yo momma.








Then, Rudy goes down in the first 20 seconds.


**** you, then, univerrrrrrrrrse!
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If we win tonight, we are ca$$$$hing in on that house money, stealing money that was likely made in LA from perverts and beach pornography. If we go back to SLC 1-1, my bruhs we are still playing with house money.

Win this series, play the goons from the Bay, knock them off, we still playin with house $$$, son. Ya feel me?










This whole postseason, we are basically like, Obama. We have nothing to lose, all odds against. Yeah, that's right. Obama=Utah Jazz :whaddup:
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For you puñetas que hablan español:
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And whatever French is:
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Listen to this song (NSFW you nutters) to get Jazzed for Game 2, my bruhs:
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"Two first names, huh? The **** is up with that?"
 
****in' a, dogss. Maybe DON CHEADLE is our spirit animal:

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