DasJazz
Well-Known Member
So Clippers win the first round matchup against the Jazz. Then the Spurs are disqualified because it is found out they're all smoking weed. The Jazz are given their spot, and they proceed to take advantage of this unprecedented opportunity to win the championship.
Many dispute the legitimacy of this championship since the Jazz were eliminated in the first round. But with time, the details are all forgotten, and all people remember is the ring.
I'll take it.
Exactly. It's the only realistic assumption. San Antonio gets in trouble after it's discovered that their recent D-League pickup, Dim Tuncan is an impostor! They vacate their wins, Jazz advance, and ultimately win the title.
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