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Pre Game
I like our chances tonight. Go Blazers !
Time to deliver a whoopin
if lauri is out then we have nothing to fear but fear itself
No Olynyk, no Lauri, no Dunn. Hopefully Scoot can get some stuff going in the paint against whoever is going to the Utah's backup big tonight.
Surprised Utah doesn't start their top 10 pick
1st Half
Utah gets a new tall white guy every time we play them
I did not have ''Ayton stuffed at the rim by Simone Fontecchio" on my bingo card for tonight.
First team to 20 points wins. Maybe it'll happen in this quarter.
1-10 from 3, maybe change strategy?
Did Scoot's goggles change?
Scoot's gotta be the least efficient scorer in the league right?
According to Cleaning the Glass, while Scoot is poor at most shooting spots (not the worst, but in bottom 20 percent of the league). He is elite at long mid-range so far (14ft to the 3pt line) and is in the 91st percentile league wide for accuracy there. Just an interesting stat.
Kessler just clogging the middle up. Nothing there.
Grant 0-6 and three turnovers. As bad a half as I can remember him playing
Uh oh. Blazers 0 for the century on challenges.
Scoot really needs to figure out his shot. Every time he shoots I just wish he would've passed it instead.
I hate Sexton so much. How tf is this guy cooking us?
Going to be a long night if THT is hitting multiple 3s.
The starting 5 has 1 assist total. What kind of head coach is this, man..
2nd Half
being down only 9 with that shooting percentage is a bit of a miracle
Back-to-back poster dunks like that is one of my favorite Blazers sequences in years.
Game saving block, daaaaamn
Shooting 34% against the worst defense in the league sure is something.
Damn. Jerami with another concussion. Happened around this time last season too.
Man if Scoot could shoot the three like our 2 way contract center, we’d be in business
**** Yurtseven. Uncoordinated *** bitch
That was some hilariously bad officiating, holy ****
If im Shae im throwing my jersey at the ref and walking off the court. Utter ********
WTF Did Kessler say to the Blazers family????
we aren’t using ayton correctly. It’s like using a samurai’s sword as a kitchen knife
There have been 7 games worth of offensive and defensive highlights, quite literally within the last 7 minutes
Why did Sharpe dribble the clock down from 35 seconds to 15 seconds before going for it? We're down 2. Go for the 2 for 1.
I don't like 77 on the jazz. He got away with a lot of ********. I hope both sides of his pillow are as hot as the Sahara.
Post-Game
To think this could have been avoided by making that layup
Kessler postered twice in 30 seconds sheeeesh
We pulled even with Utah for draft position!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah sure the Jazz won the game, but I'm pretty sure Walker Kessler is dead now so who really won
Absolute ****ing ******** we got shafted so hard by these officials
I like our chances tonight. Go Blazers !
Time to deliver a whoopin
if lauri is out then we have nothing to fear but fear itself
No Olynyk, no Lauri, no Dunn. Hopefully Scoot can get some stuff going in the paint against whoever is going to the Utah's backup big tonight.
Surprised Utah doesn't start their top 10 pick
1st Half
Utah gets a new tall white guy every time we play them
I did not have ''Ayton stuffed at the rim by Simone Fontecchio" on my bingo card for tonight.
First team to 20 points wins. Maybe it'll happen in this quarter.
1-10 from 3, maybe change strategy?
Did Scoot's goggles change?
Scoot's gotta be the least efficient scorer in the league right?
According to Cleaning the Glass, while Scoot is poor at most shooting spots (not the worst, but in bottom 20 percent of the league). He is elite at long mid-range so far (14ft to the 3pt line) and is in the 91st percentile league wide for accuracy there. Just an interesting stat.
Kessler just clogging the middle up. Nothing there.
Grant 0-6 and three turnovers. As bad a half as I can remember him playing
Uh oh. Blazers 0 for the century on challenges.
Scoot really needs to figure out his shot. Every time he shoots I just wish he would've passed it instead.
I hate Sexton so much. How tf is this guy cooking us?
Going to be a long night if THT is hitting multiple 3s.
The starting 5 has 1 assist total. What kind of head coach is this, man..
2nd Half
being down only 9 with that shooting percentage is a bit of a miracle
Back-to-back poster dunks like that is one of my favorite Blazers sequences in years.
Game saving block, daaaaamn
Shooting 34% against the worst defense in the league sure is something.
Damn. Jerami with another concussion. Happened around this time last season too.
Man if Scoot could shoot the three like our 2 way contract center, we’d be in business
**** Yurtseven. Uncoordinated *** bitch
That was some hilariously bad officiating, holy ****
If im Shae im throwing my jersey at the ref and walking off the court. Utter ********
WTF Did Kessler say to the Blazers family????
we aren’t using ayton correctly. It’s like using a samurai’s sword as a kitchen knife
There have been 7 games worth of offensive and defensive highlights, quite literally within the last 7 minutes
Why did Sharpe dribble the clock down from 35 seconds to 15 seconds before going for it? We're down 2. Go for the 2 for 1.
I don't like 77 on the jazz. He got away with a lot of ********. I hope both sides of his pillow are as hot as the Sahara.
Post-Game
To think this could have been avoided by making that layup
Kessler postered twice in 30 seconds sheeeesh
We pulled even with Utah for draft position!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah sure the Jazz won the game, but I'm pretty sure Walker Kessler is dead now so who really won
Absolute ****ing ******** we got shafted so hard by these officials
