Quotes from Pelicans' forums-"The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don't allow music"

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

One of these days when I’m board or on my death bead I’m going to sign up for an account on some PELS message board and give them **** for their **** *** whining about the damn name.

 

[hawkeye]

LOL

I wonder if any of the jazz fans have ever had gumbo.

Maybe not, but the Pels just got a serving of funeral potatoes..
bah dah tsss...

 

[reignman40]

The fact that California has no lakes is an understatement. I think we should do a three-team trade. Utah Salt Lakers, Los Angeles Pelicans, New Orleans Jazz.

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[dong2ha]

We probably did this once before but what would our name be if we weren't the jazz?

Utah Bees? No been done
Utah Pioneers?
Utah Lakers? For the great salt lake?
Utah Seagulls?
Utah Elders?
Utah Mule Deer?
Utah Skiers?
Utah Cutthroats?
Utah Fry Sauce?
Utah National Parks?

You got me at utah national parks

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[Jeditiger]

New Orleans only had ONE job if they wanted the Jazz name - support the team! They failed, Battistone stepped up, and the rest is history. *doublebird*