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Salt Lake City ranked 2nd worst dressed

Lol I enjoyed Baltimore, that city was beautiful. Plus, people would come up to me and tell me that I was wearing an awesome jersey (my Mitchell and Ness Stock 1987 Jersey). People in Canada never do that. I also LOVE black people, and was floored by how accurate stereotypes in pop-culture about them are. Keep in mind, there aren't very many black people where I live at all, other than your recently immigrated Nigerians, Somalians, and what not.
 
Baltimore is full of gangsta's (black people). I would stay away from there.

/Your inbox holds 50 messages, not 5.
//Katie's Johnson? Please tell me that's not a joke.


a) twas an exaggeration (and an obvious one at that,).
b) Lol, not a joke. I thought it was Trout, but he/she says it isn't.
 
I think the fact that many men and boys in Utah wear 3+ shirts all the time knocks us down a notch. Seriously, what the **** is up with wearing multiple shirts, even in the dead of summer?

Garments for mo's is obviously not what I'm talking about, for the record. But your popped collar, and under shirt and an under-under shirt is too ****ing much.
 
I wear skinny jeans, not unbearably tight, but I guess they can be considered "skinny". I also wear skinny jean cutoffs.

Suck it world.
 
The worst thing about SLC dress is how homogeneous it can be. The women all look the same. My least favorite thing is when an SLC woman will wear a plunged-neck shirt -- which is supposed to be worn by itself -- with some cottony undershirt. And, they ALL do it (at least as of 6 years ago).
 
I've noticed that only guys built like 12 year old prepubescent little girls can wear skinny jeans.
 
I think the fact that many men and boys in Utah wear 3+ shirts all the time knocks us down a notch. Seriously, what the **** is up with wearing multiple shirts, even in the dead of summer?

Garments for mo's is obviously not what I'm talking about, for the record. But your popped collar, and under shirt and an under-under shirt is too ****ing much.

didn't see this before I posted. INDEED.
 
The worst thing about SLC dress is how homogeneous it can be. The women all look the same. My least favorite thing is when an SLC woman will wear a plunged-neck shirt -- which is supposed to be worn by itself -- with some cottony undershirt. And, they ALL do it (at least as of 6 years ago).

Have to cover them G's up.
 
The worst thing about SLC dress is how homogeneous it can be. The women all look the same. My least favorite thing is when an SLC woman will wear a plunged-neck shirt -- which is supposed to be worn by itself -- with some cottony undershirt. And, they ALL do it (at least as of 6 years ago).

It definitely ruins cleavage sightings.
 
I think the fact that many men and boys in Utah wear 3+ shirts all the time knocks us down a notch. Seriously, what the **** is up with wearing multiple shirts, even in the dead of summer?

Garments for mo's is obviously not what I'm talking about, for the record. But your popped collar, and under shirt and an under-under shirt is too ****ing much.

On a roll, you are.
 
the worst dressed city I've ever been to is San Diego. It's so damn casual that you get the sense that nobody feels responsible for how they make other people feel. I'm religiously minimalistic, but you've got to respect what clothes do.
 
I think the fact that many men and boys in Utah wear 3+ shirts all the time knocks us down a notch. Seriously, what the **** is up with wearing multiple shirts, even in the dead of summer?

Garments for mo's is obviously not what I'm talking about, for the record. But your popped collar, and under shirt and an under-under shirt is too ****ing much.

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I've noticed that only guys built like 12 year old prepubescent little girls can wear skinny jeans.

Not really. Unless you think Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead is built like a 12 old prepubescent little girl.
 
Maybe his inner 12 year old little girl is trying to express herself.

So why does wearing tighter pants make you a little girl?

Also, aren't you a HS football coach were you are surrounded by dudes in tight pants? Are all your players little girls?
 
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