Share your secrets

[Deleted member 848]

I was constipated once and so I reached up there and pulled it out manually

 

[DutchJazzer]

I am the only midget I know that is over six feet tall.

you do know midget is an offensive term and should not be used right!

 

[Jaymz]

you do know midget is an offensive term and should not be used right!

You should have definitely edited the word @#$%^&. Because it's offensive. You offender!!

 

[DutchJazzer]

You should have definitely edited the word @#$%^&. Because it's offensive. You offender!!

i dont care about being politically correct. i aint got no time for being politically correct.
midget = little person
illegal = undocumented immigrant
anchor baby = An offspring of an undocumented immigrant
American = united states citizen
poor guy = poverty-stricken person
FAT = person of SIZE
girly/tomboy = Children who are gender non-conforming, Children who are gender variant

see 1 always takes longer. **** pc.
im sick and tired of pc, seems majority of America is also sick of the pc maffia

 

[Jaymz]

Mods someone wants a ban!! ^

 

[Miggs]

And at 21 the dudes name was??

jon caliparty.

 

[Stifle Tower]

I'm addicted to Jazzfanz.

 

[olden_undercover]

I have two:
1) I am a lesbian stuck in a man's body.
2) As a forced participant in a government time-travel experiment, I am in fact my own grandfather... but I think of myself more as a second grandmother to myself (see #1).

 

[JAZZGASM]

you do know midget is an offensive term and should not be used right!

Hey asshat, how dare you use the word midget. Only we can use that word. I am highly offended.

 

[Harambe]

Hey asshat, how dare you use the word midget. Only we can use that word. I am highly offended.View attachment 4362

LAWL

Can I use that as my avatar?

 

[NAOS]

LAWL

Can I use that as my avatar?

aren't you already too derivative?

 

[Harambe]

aren't you already too derivative?

You'll have to ask your mom to find out. I deriva her tive 5 times a week.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Warning!

If you share your secrets here, they won't be secrets any more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDAcbxz0fuQ

 

[framer]

Political News or Sports Broadcasting?

He did it for his sports programming too? Hell, I might be a repeat offender. . . I have a friend who was "Worst Person in the World" twice. Freaking pulls that card every time I brag about my "honor." Then Dick Cheney be sitting back there with his 4 dozen. . .

 

[NAOS]

You'll have to ask your mom to find out. I deriva her tive 5 times a week.

 

[Miggs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn_Zln_4pA8

Your congress is the problem, not the IRS.

It's this. It's lobbyists. It's lawyers and judges. The whole system is too big and who's keeping an eye on them all?

 

[addictionary]

I have no secrets.



That's the secret.

BS

I post therefore I am...

 

[Just Ted]

This one time at band camp.... Wait sorry.

 

[[size/HUGE] boobs [/size]]

What secrets are you hiding?

I sleep with married people. I carry no guilt. It is not my fault there other does not do what they need for happiness.

 

[Jamezz]

I sleep with married people. I carry no guilt. It is not my fault there other does not do what they need for happiness.

Been there. Women are... B...eautiful beings.