Share your secrets

[olden_undercover]

I sleep with married people. I carry no guilt. It is not my fault there other does not do what they need for happiness.

Been there. Women are... B...eautiful beings.

Hm. I read boobs' statement a little differently than you did.

 

[Revolution 9]

The chapters of my book would go something like this. Japan: Spiritual Beach Orgy Germany: 20 something in Europe need I say more Colorado: College Pot Years New York: One Long Music After party Oklahoma: FML

Secrets? Ha! Get me drunk and Ill tell you everything.

 

[franklin]

The chapters of my book would go something like this. Japan: Spiritual Beach Orgy Germany: 20 something in Europe need I say more Colorado: College Pot Years New York: One Long Music After party Oklahoma: FML

Secrets? Ha! Get me drunk and Ill tell you everything.

You slept with old hippies when you were younger?

 

[moevillini]

You slept with old hippies when you were younger?

Maybe he was a beach boy. You know, picking up good vibrations and stuff like that.

 

[Scorpjazz]

Long ago, many many moons before now, I practiced safe solo sex once on guard duty in Iraq outside a tank in the sand. It was great. Whew, that's off my chest finally.

 

[Revolution 9]

You slept with old hippies when you were younger?

Going to HS in Japan, almost everyone had a car, beach was a 5 min drive away.
No supervision. Japanese police were almost non-existent. Amazing group of diverse adventerous people. Imagine the possibility.

 

[moevillini]

Going to HS in Japan, almost everyone had a car, beach was a 5 min drive away.
No supervision. Japanese police were almost non-existent. Amazing group of diverse adventerous people. Imagine the possibility.

sounds interesting and fun!

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Going to HS in Japan, almost everyone had a car, beach was a 5 min drive away.
No supervision. Japanese police were almost non-existent. Amazing group of diverse adventerous people. Imagine the possibility.

sounds interesting and fun!

I see where this is going, you played pokemon, nintendo gameboy zelda, sumo wrestling, practiced to be the next Iron Chef, and practiced to be the next ninja warrior, then went fishing.

 

[Gameface]

Long ago, many many moons before now, I practiced safe solo sex once on guard duty in Iraq outside a tank in the sand. It was great. Whew, that's off my chest finally.

Yeah, you get that stuff on your chest hair and it can be a real pain to get off.

 

[franklin]

I key peoples cars who park over the line into my spot because I've parked on an end as close to the curb as possible. I didn't pick that spot so you could infringe on my territory. I have young children, and although they are careful of your car, there is a possibility that they ding my door with your car. If you park in my space your car will get keyed or I'll put a bugger under your door handle.

 

[Gameface]

I key peoples cars who park over the line into my spot because I've parked on an end as close to the curb as possible. I didn't pick that spot so you could infringe on my territory. I have young children, and although they are careful of your car, there is a possibility that they ding my door with your car. If you park in my space your car will get keyed or I'll put a bugger under your door handle.

I fully endorse your actions.

I've actually gotten into semi-serious arguments with my wife when she parks like a jackass. I tell her that it pisses me off when other people park like that and although I don't key their car I certainly think about it. A few times she's gotten back into the car and parked better. Other times she just treats me like I'm a dick.

 

[Miggs]

I fully endorse your actions.

I've actually gotten into semi-serious arguments with my wife when she parks like a jackass. I tell her that it pisses me off when other people park like that and although I don't key their car I certainly think about it. A few times she's gotten back into the car and parked better. Other times she just treats me like I'm a dick.

Holy **** this is me.

 

[bigb]

I may accidentally let go of my door after opening it with a lot of force when people park like that. Repeatedly.

 

[franklin]

I may accidentally let go of my door after opening it with a lot of force when people park like that. Repeatedly.

See, that's the problem. That would be the easy solution but I don't want my door to not close properly afterwords.

 

[fishonjazz]

I fully endorse your actions.

I've actually gotten into semi-serious arguments with my wife when she parks like a jackass. I tell her that it pisses me off when other people park like that and although I don't key their car I certainly think about it. A few times she's gotten back into the car and parked better. Other times she just treats me like I'm a dick.

Holy **** this is me.

Women

 

[♪alt13]

I key peoples cars who park over the line into my spot because I've parked on an end as close to the curb as possible. I didn't pick that spot so you could infringe on my territory. I have young children, and although they are careful of your car, there is a possibility that they ding my door with your car. If you park in my space your car will get keyed or I'll put a bugger under your door handle.

I key cars that are parked next to cars that have been keyed. The world feels more ordered when things come in pairs.

 

[addictionary]

People in here pull front wipes up and leave them like that for the message. I don't think it works.

I post therefore I am...

 

[Hekate]

People in here pull front wipes up and leave them like that for the message. I don't think it works.

I post therefore I am...

Well, I have seen a car get wrecked the second day the front wipes were up.

 

[addictionary]

Well, I have seen a car get wrecked the second day the front wipes were up.

Istanbul bro.

I post therefore I am...

 

[DutchJazzer]

I key cars that are parked next to cars that have been keyed. The world feels more ordered when things come in pairs.

i once kicked the **** out of a preteen for key-ing a car.