So my wife won a sweet Utah Jazz Jersey from her work...

[str8line]

Gonna give it to my 13-year-old son from the Easter Bunny. It's a size XXL with a freaking tiny Trey Burke signature. Then, after laughing at my poor child I'm gonna give this thing away to some 270 lb. hunk of burning love. Anyone here fit that bill?

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Gonna give it to my 13-year-old son from the Easter Bunny. It's a size XXL with a freaking tiny Trey Burke signature. Then, after laughing at my poor child I'm gonna give this thing away to some 270 lb. hunk of burning love. Anyone here fit that bill?

Cy's dream woman.

 

[Jazz and Utes]

If it's signed why not keep it even if it doesn't fit? What Jazz fan gives away signed gear?

 

[str8line]

If it's signed why not keep it even if it doesn't fit? What Jazz fan gives away signed gear?

As a Jazz fan, I'd rather give it to someone who will wear it, hopefully often and with pride for The Black Jesus and the Jazz. Or maybe I'll just have it taken in and have my wife wear it with nothing on under it...every single night.

 

[Jazz and Utes]

As a Jazz fan, I'd rather give it to someone who will wear it, hopefully often and with pride for The Black Jesus and the Jazz. Or maybe I'll just have it taken in and have my wife wear it with nothing on under it...every single night.

Sounds like you've got some solid options.

 

[Coach Ellis]

As a Jazz fan, I'd rather give it to someone who will wear it, hopefully often and with pride for The Black Jesus and the Jazz. Or maybe I'll just have it taken in and have my wife wear it with nothing on under it...every single night.

Option #2 is the right one - every single time. I never buy jerseys for myself. They look stupid on me. They're ****ing hot on her.

 

[Stifle Tower]

As a Jazz fan, I'd rather give it to someone who will wear it, hopefully often and with pride for The Black Jesus and the Jazz. Or maybe I'll just have it taken in and have my wife wear it with nothing on under it...every single night.

But signed by Trey? Are you going to picture Mama Ronda when she wears it? Or will you, as Trey often does, not be able to shoot straight at that critical moment. Better have your wife wear goggles.

 

[fishonjazz]

Cy's dream woman.

Lol

 

[FalseFlagg K]

But signed by Trey? Are you going to picture Mama Ronda when she wears it? Or will you, as Trey often does, not be able to shoot straight at that critical moment. Better have your wife wear goggles.

lol nice !!

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

I'd trade it for a Shelvin Mack signed Big Mack from McDonald's. Signed in either ketchup or mustard, but probably not both, as that should be extra.

 

[thebrazilianzz]

I'd like that Jersey but have no Idea how mail it to brazil. I'm pretty fat right now so it should fit hahahaha

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[Joe Bagadonuts]

I'd like that Jersey but have no Idea how mail it to brazil. I'm pretty fat right now so it should fit hahahaha

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It's obvious you are just trying to turn Cy on. Good news, we would be happy to ship him to Brazil.

 

[Miggs]

And yet no pics of your wife.

This thread blows.