Some merged unfunny player idea threads

[Cece]

Watching NBA TV and there's this tall blond kid we should sign to be our center. There's also a great color announcer, a fella by the name of Rod Hundley.

 

[homeytennis]

He's an asst. coach for the Rockets. Makes him ineligible.

 

[NotDeadYet]

LOL; I go back a few years. Sikma has a ring from his days with the Seattle Supersonics. Good rebounder, and a sweet J. As a ROOKIE he was in the NBA championship with Seattle as their PF, but lost. The next year they traded their C and moved Sikma to C, acquiring Lonnie Shelton, a vet PF. That season they won it all... Lenny Wilkins was the coach. Good hard-nosed, tough defensive-minded team; remember them well!!
PG Gus Williams
SG Dennis Johnson
SF Johnny Johnson
PF Lonnie Shelton
C Jack Sikma

 

[Darkwing Duck]

I still say we need to resign James Donaldson.

 

[akirac73]

Man...you guys are so funny, you need to quit your day jobs, and become comedians.

 

[homeytennis]

Cory Violette!!!

 

[Cece]

We could get one good year out of Brad Daugherty.

 

[Beantown]

Brandon Marshall

He says if there is an NFL lockout he is coming to the NBA. Maybe he might be a good fit with our team. We are lacking a drama queen. Atleast we know he wont drop any of DWills passes. Better than Gaines?

https://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5459355

 

[enchilada_style]

Mr. Original.

 

[Hitman]

With the retirement of Matt Harpring we now have a shortage of players who used to play football. I say we sign him.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Thats funny Brandon Marshall thinks he can come into the NBA and be good, he couldnt do it.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Well, if MJ could play baseball, then I guess Marshall might be able to play basketball.

 

[Stifle Tower]

The Ultimate Backup PG

He has the crossover dribble, step-back jumper, can throw up the alley-oop pass. Not afraid to take the final shot (and make it). What's not to like?


[video]https://www.fanpop.com/spots/steve-urkel/videos/12174069/title/steve-urkel-playing-basketball

BTW, Jaleel is actually a pretty good baller in real life.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Haha, that was great.

 

[CincyJazz]

Gotta love this quote:

News of Marshall's plans surprised the Dolphins, but didn't worry them either. Told about Marshall's lockout game plan, Dolphins coach Tony Sparano said, "I've seen him jump -- he's not playing basketball."

 

[Sloanfeld]

Antoine Walker

Better than Gaines?

He's trying to make a comeback you know.

https://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/b...r-is-trying-to-make-a-comeback?urn=nba-238954

 

[Jeff]

So do you know if they were planning to ban you again anytime soon or.....

 

[twentytwo]

God, these threads are ****ing retarded. Can hardly browse this board anymore.

 

[7StraightIsGreat]

Can the mods just sticky a thread that's titled: "Better Than Gaines"?

 

[carolinajazz]

....I like my guy better!

....just don't know where he's playing ball right now...but I'm sure he'd be available!