Stupid Pet Peeves

[idestroyedthetoilet]

Good memories from my cruise of my sophomore year on Spring Break to the Bahamas. Hooked up with some hotty from Clemson. Then the second to last night I hooked up with her friend on the dance floor of Waterloo (I think that was the name of the club) for a little bit as Rapper’s Delight played. Girl was pissed. Whatevs.

If you cant get laid on spring break just out of high school there is something wrong with you.

Chick in the room, went to get her friend for my friend, got pulled into her room by two of them, then back to my room. Told my friend to bang her while I was gone if he could but never asked.

That sorta environment. 5 from 1 group from SC.

 

[idestroyedthetoilet]

See rehab isn't all bad. Friend of mine from Uni was from Vancouver before he came to Australia to study teaching he was a drug and alcohol councilor, never me a dude who loved to party more. I asked him why he left working in rehab and he said "man **** rehab, nobody is having fun there.'

I'm married, but even if I wasn't my rule applies: you dont stick your dick into crazy. They're the funnest in bed, but I like windows in my car and house.

 

[colton]

Another pet peeve: when I learn that I taught my students in a previous semester something that wasn't actually correct. Sadly this happens to me every couple of years, and just did today. This time it was because a textbook I quoted to my students last year (not our usual textbook) used a non-standard notation, so the equation I quoted for them was actually about a different symbol than what I had told them. I realized that just now as I was reviewing that textbook in preparation for the upcoming semester.

 

[bigb]

When it feels like Friday, but it’s not.

 

[fishonjazz]

When it feels like Friday, but it’s not.

Fridays don't exist for me.

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[fishonjazz]

Not having Fridays

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[LogGrad98]

My wife not initiating.

Not **** her.

Fixed for you.

 

[Jazzta]

My condolences. Seems like everyone is getting divorced lately. Add you and kicky to the list.

I'm not getting legally divorced unless she decides to do so, but I am no longer vowed to her. She doesn't seem to believe it yet but whatever.

Sorry to hear that man, and yes the divorce rate seem to be off the charts.

 

[Ron Mexico]

Not sleeping for a couple nights, partying a little too hard, and disappointing 3 girls in the same night.

Also wearing condoms for the first time in my life. Those things are terrible.

 

[Gameface]

Open soda cans in the fridge. A little worse than that, take-out paper soda cups in the fridge.

 

[Gameface]

Not sleeping for a couple nights, partying a little too hard, and disappointing 3 girls in the same night.

Also wearing condoms for the first time in my life. Those things are terrible.

nice little humblebrag there... haha

 

[LogGrad98]

Open soda cans in the fridge. A little worse than that, take-out paper soda cups in the fridge.

OMG this. My daughter never drinks more than 3/4 of a can of soda. We started buying those smaller cans and they were perfect.