LogGrad98
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Unfortunately we live in a world where no one can be bothered to employ actual driver education and training. So mom and Dad say "ok turn here" with nary a mention that a turn signal even exists. And the kids all ignore classroom discussion because we allow children to "learn" to drive 3000 pound weapons with no better inspection than your father could give you on the use of his VCR. But it's 'murrica where driving is a god-given right not far removed from a religion, so no one can impinge on their rights to drive however the **** they want. You trying to tell me there are rules for driving? Anyone who ever drove through a single 4-way stop can tell you there are no rules, it's a ****ing free-for-all. We are the most advanced nation on the planet, we can't be bothered to make common-sense laws for anything else, so why driving? When it's just fine for Suzy's bitch-*** soccer mom hopped up on caffeine and ready to kill to share her Karen-wisdom of "you can merge in front of me when you pry that piece of asphalt from my cold dead fingers" and teach little Suzy that she is entitled to drive any way she wants and that cops can't tell her not to hog the left lane driving intermittently 35 and 85 mph while swerving lane to lane with nary an effort to clean the dust off her unused turn signal. I mean, do you even know who she is? She knows a city councilman! How dare you!On the road we can not speak to one another. We can not have a conversation about what our intentions are.
Fortunately smarter people than myself devised a system that would allow one driver to communicate their intentions to other drivers so that we can all make the best and safest decisions. That system of communication is called the TURN SIGNAL.
Just go right the **** ahead and use it. Don't be a POS non-signaler. Just flip the bar, up for left, down for right. It's so easy that no matter how ****ing stupid you are I promise you can do it.
Seriously though we are the only developed nation that relies on parents who don't know how to drive and who refuse to drive any other way than their parents taught them to teach the next generation and give them free rein to drive increasingly powerful 3000 pound projectiles at an age when they can't even decide if missing an episode of their favorite tiktoker is sufficient reason to kill their family or not. It's ****ing stupid.