So it's inappropriate for me to post here without a full buzz on and a good amount of time to waste doing so.
*conditions 1 and 2 met*
PROCEED
I'm seeking some advice here. It's a health emergency. As a man grows older, it's important to maintain perfect sexual health at all costs. So here I am, asking my JF brethren and the bishopric for some insight about some pretty fly honeys that have instant potential to pitch my tent. Now, bear with me. This bishes are currently past their primes...no one is debating that. No one. But let me take you back a couple decades, back to the time before Obama and his commie pals turned this cuntry into a goddamn Marxist playground...fascist...Obama.
This vid raises srs pole:
[video=youtube_share;LOZuxwVk7TU]https://youtu.be/LOZuxwVk7TU
Prb Britney at her SL,UT prime, imho
But then she gets real blue-collar in this 'un, and once again Lil' UB stands at full mast:
https://youtu.be/Q4VK9_CfOLQ
If I'm being honest, this one would totes take the cake, but Melissa Hart really pokes holes in the ol' flesh balloon. All in all, it's my pick, but don't let me sway you, because...
Xtina had once, believe it or not, quite the turd-cutter. Look at this thing:
https://youtu.be/kIDWgqDBNXA
This is the ONLY video of hers in the running for Most Logs of Wood Produced. I'd be willing to get crabs just to pound sand with her on that beach.
But then, I need to take you all on el paisaje de Colombia, con mi chiquita Shakira:
https://youtu.be/DUT5rEU6pqM
If this one ain't stirring up something VICIOUS and VISCOUS in your 501 denims, g-t-f-o. She's only three feet tall...but then again, so am I. (get it?)
Yeah, I "came" out of retirement to talk about how certain 10+ year-old innernat vids can clench my prostate better than my proctologist on dat molly.
I'm back and posting for the common man, the Joe Plumbers of the world, the real salt of the earth, that super-sweet pH balanced post-coital frosting I know I have been neglecting to spray your way, Jazzfanz. This season has gone to **** because our team can't figure out how to ****ing lose games. I'm back because I care. I hereby solemnly swear I will post some Jazz-relevant stuff at some time in the near future. Scout's honor. But for now...
UB reporting from Flatbush, Brooklyn. Over and out.
Yeah that's Wolverine on my mutha****in snapback Jazz hat. Deal w/.
*conditions 1 and 2 met*
PROCEED
I'm seeking some advice here. It's a health emergency. As a man grows older, it's important to maintain perfect sexual health at all costs. So here I am, asking my JF brethren and the bishopric for some insight about some pretty fly honeys that have instant potential to pitch my tent. Now, bear with me. This bishes are currently past their primes...no one is debating that. No one. But let me take you back a couple decades, back to the time before Obama and his commie pals turned this cuntry into a goddamn Marxist playground...fascist...Obama.
This vid raises srs pole:
[video=youtube_share;LOZuxwVk7TU]https://youtu.be/LOZuxwVk7TU
Prb Britney at her SL,UT prime, imho
But then she gets real blue-collar in this 'un, and once again Lil' UB stands at full mast:
https://youtu.be/Q4VK9_CfOLQ
If I'm being honest, this one would totes take the cake, but Melissa Hart really pokes holes in the ol' flesh balloon. All in all, it's my pick, but don't let me sway you, because...
Xtina had once, believe it or not, quite the turd-cutter. Look at this thing:
https://youtu.be/kIDWgqDBNXA
This is the ONLY video of hers in the running for Most Logs of Wood Produced. I'd be willing to get crabs just to pound sand with her on that beach.
But then, I need to take you all on el paisaje de Colombia, con mi chiquita Shakira:
https://youtu.be/DUT5rEU6pqM
If this one ain't stirring up something VICIOUS and VISCOUS in your 501 denims, g-t-f-o. She's only three feet tall...but then again, so am I. (get it?)
Yeah, I "came" out of retirement to talk about how certain 10+ year-old innernat vids can clench my prostate better than my proctologist on dat molly.
I'm back and posting for the common man, the Joe Plumbers of the world, the real salt of the earth, that super-sweet pH balanced post-coital frosting I know I have been neglecting to spray your way, Jazzfanz. This season has gone to **** because our team can't figure out how to ****ing lose games. I'm back because I care. I hereby solemnly swear I will post some Jazz-relevant stuff at some time in the near future. Scout's honor. But for now...
UB reporting from Flatbush, Brooklyn. Over and out.
Yeah that's Wolverine on my mutha****in snapback Jazz hat. Deal w/.
