Cappy_Smurf
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Be sure to watch the video of this true American stander upper.
From a 1977 High Times interview dug up by Dangerous Minds
[video=youtube_share;aRMxypUSAcM]https://youtu.be/aRMxypUSAcM
Edit: Damnit all to hell! There is a video of this hypocrite going on and on for 6 minutes 13 seconds which is all too telling, but Mr. poopy pants says the F word late in the video. Anyway, short version gives you the jist.
From a 1977 High Times interview dug up by Dangerous Minds
Poopy Pants Teddy The Draft Dodger said:I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.
So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You ****ing swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.
But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of mother****in' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it.
[video=youtube_share;aRMxypUSAcM]https://youtu.be/aRMxypUSAcM
Edit: Damnit all to hell! There is a video of this hypocrite going on and on for 6 minutes 13 seconds which is all too telling, but Mr. poopy pants says the F word late in the video. Anyway, short version gives you the jist.
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