The Big Ken Lofton Watch Thread

[whatthe]

Go team Ozempic or Semaglitude!

 

[KqWIN]

I would say it's more important for him to not gain weight versus losing weight....but at the same time we are talking about his weight way too much. Skill development + Maturity is what will get him a place in this league.

 

[jumpin bean]

Kenny has been such a end of the season get. His passing is so good ,its like we got back Olynyk at 21 years old, I believe he is going to start for the Jazz next year. I also think he will be in the greatest shape of his life.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Kenny has been such a end of the season get. His passing is so good ,its like we got back Olynyk at 21 years old, I believe he is going to start for the Jazz next year. I also think he will be in the greatest shape of his life.

Issue is Lofton is 6'6 and KO is 6'11.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Will any of this year’s rookies be in the summer league team?

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Summer league could be this summer

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Summer league could be this summer

Bold

 

[jumpin bean]

Issue is Lofton is 6'6 and KO is 6'11.

We paying Lofton peanuts for 2 years, so if he isnt what we think no harm. I think the Quake in Salt Lake will tremor way more than Jimmer

 

[homeytennis]

It sounds like the three rooks and Kessler are playing summer league. Ainge wasn't exactly complimentary of any of them.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Bold

Meant to say it could be fire. But with the emoji from my phone, I forgot they don’t show up.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

It sounds like the three rooks and Kessler are playing summer league. Ainge wasn't exactly complimentary of any of them.

He was on a pod I saw on Jazz+

 

[The Fresh Prince]

After a little thought on it I was thinking since he's a LA Tech alumni (same as Karl) "The Beer Delivery Guy" could be Lofton's official nickname if we keep him around long term. Karl was the mailman, but Ken delivers the Kegs and the cases of beer. Gotta love it when the guys with a beer gut like Lofton and Jokic can school a league full of uber athletic players. And on top of that, I got a few more nicknames to casually drop. Happy Hour Lofton, Beer Thirty (Four) Kenny, Boston Lager Lofton, Kenny The Keg, Kenny Pilsner, Kenny Powers (because he's built like him), Last Call Kenny, the names just keep coming in.

 

[Udidthizz]

After a little thought on it I was thinking since he's a LA Tech alumni (same as Karl) "The Beer Delivery Guy" could be Lofton's official nickname if we keep him around long term. Karl was the mailman, but Ken delivers the Kegs and the cases of beer. Gotta love it when the guys with a beer gut like Lofton and Jokic can school a league full of uber athletic players. And on top of that, I got a few more nicknames to casually drop. Happy Hour Lofton, Beer Thirty (Four) Kenny, Boston Lager Lofton, Kenny The Keg, Kenny Pilsner, Kenny Powers (because he's built like him), Last Call Kenny, the names just keep coming in.

Malone was the Mailman, Kenny is the Mealman.

 

[slc]

After a little thought on it I was thinking since he's a LA Tech alumni (same as Karl) "The Beer Delivery Guy" could be Lofton's official nickname if we keep him around long term. Karl was the mailman, but Ken delivers the Kegs and the cases of beer. Gotta love it when the guys with a beer gut like Lofton and Jokic can school a league full of uber athletic players. And on top of that, I got a few more nicknames to casually drop. Happy Hour Lofton, Beer Thirty (Four) Kenny, Boston Lager Lofton, Kenny The Keg, Kenny Pilsner, Kenny Powers (because he's built like him), Last Call Kenny, the names just keep coming in.

How about Chunk from The Goonies

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Malone was the Mailman, Kenny is the Mealman.

Mealman, Cornbread, Mt. Lofton, Kenny Haystack, Kodiak Ken (Built like a Kodiak Bear).

 

[Udidthizz]

Every time I read the name Kenny, I can't help but thinking of Kramer calling out for Kenny (Rogers Roasters). It seems especially fitting in this context.