I'm not even sure I believe in the churro anymore... if it exists why has it forsaken us.
Heathen!
I'm not even sure I believe in the churro anymore... if it exists why has it forsaken us.
I’d like to slap Ryan upside his backwards hat wearing head.
Experience instructs us in life in a manner that has few peers in abstract rationalism and the speculative arts. Daniel Ray Ainge has few peers with such successful experience in the dark arts of team construction and trading. All of my philosophical presuppositions induce me to support Daniel’s judgment.
He's a sith. Moron.He's a Jedi? WTF?!? **** Danny Ainge he trade Joe for peanuts.
Peanuts would have been nice. What we got was a large barbecue that doesn’t fit our needs and we won’t use. Now we’re left figuring out what to do with it.He's a Jedi? WTF?!? **** Danny Ainge he trade Joe for peanuts.
He's a sith. Moron.
Peanuts would have been nice. What we got was a large barbecue that doesn’t fit our needs and we won’t use. Now we’re left figuring out what to do with it.
Excellent point and I think you've touched on something important, there comes a time in every mans life when he is too old to wear baseball caps ubiquitously. Sure wear a cap if you're playing baseball or walking the dog but leave it in the car when you get to work, you're supposed to be a ****ing adult.
RIP Larry's Elbows his ghost lives on.He should just own being a nerd, It’s what he is. I remember back in the day, somebody was known on here as “Larry’s elbows”- I’m gonna change mine to “Ryan’s fat ****ing forehead”
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Really! Cause I just bled the damn chicken over a pentagram and chanted an incantation.The only thing that can save us is a really good churro thread.
You heard that right. Ryan, Danny, Quin, Don, Rudy, the guys… they ain’t gonna do ****. They can’t. A handful of assholes on a message board making a thread with churro memes literally has more power to save us than whatever garbage the above names will do to save us. That’s the sad but undeniably real state we are in.
It’s time for us to churro.
I’ve been testifying against the churro for years. I feel vindicated. Idiots should’ve listened to me. My wisdom shall set you free!!Look folks... the only explanation for what has happened to us is black magic/voodoo/witchcraft. We were doing quite well until we brought in a certain character on...
12/15/2021 Danny Ainge is named as new CEO... we are 20-7 at that point... and on an 8 game win streak.... could it be that Danny Ainge is cursed... lets take a look.
- 2016-17 he convinces IT to play through injury to boost his playoff performance... he had already started colluding with a certain small forward that had ties to his current head coach. He did not realize he had upset the basketball gods and was smitten with a curse.
- He gets the SF to sign in the summer and is able to trade a broken IT to the Cavs for Kyrie Irving - who pledges his undying loyalty to Boston... things seemingly were amazing.
- His prize FA addition snaps his leg off in the 1st quarter of his first game... he was also struck with a curse of having no sons with which to carry his name to future generations.
- Kyrie ends up being hurt for the playoffs which limits their playoff run.
- The following year Kyrie starts going crazy and the team has a failed playoff run.
- Kyrie leaves.
- No worries though as they are able to replace him with a very stable vet in Kemba Walker who gets a huge contract but is surely going to be great for a long time.
- Kemba is broken after his first year.
- His prize FA leaves.
- He has like 5 first rounders and none that really hit (except Robert Williams who is also cursed with lack of ability to tell time). He drafts Desmond Bane but trades him to help clear some salary.
- He also almost traded for 15 superstars during that time but never closed the deal.
- He leaves Boston in a somewhat weird fashion and turns the reigns over to Brad Stevens.
- The curse being lifted from Boston allows the Celtics to become a true title contender out of nowhere.
- The Jazz go 25 - 23 and disband at the end of the year.
- Danny trades the GOAT for NAW and Juan but really just cash.
Look the man is cursed and must be removed. Someone get a lock of his hair, pick up a dozen churros, and meet me at the pillowfort in the back of the warehouse at Best Buy. We must perform an exorcism.
You never understood the churroI’ve been testifying against the churro for years. I feel vindicated. Idiots should’ve listened to me. My wisdom shall set you free!!
Yes... but after several disappointing runs the Celtics make the finals... what changed? That's right... they exorcized the curse of Danny and now are free to win the title.This entire Celtics team is basically drafted by Ainge. Tatum, Brown, Smart, Time Lord Grant Williams and Pritchard. He's done his job if we start drafting better because we desperately need to
My memory is fuzzy and it may have been just a rumor but I remember reports about Brad not being happy with the moves that have been done and said **** it, I will do it myself.Yes... but after several disappointing runs the Celtics make the finals... what changed? That's right... they exorcized the curse of Danny and now are free to win the title.
Tragedy and death follows Mr. Ainge.
Yeah but who made Stevens a Celtic in the first place? When Doc left the Celtics, fans thought the sky was falling. It takes guts to bring in a 36yr old college guy who's never coached in the NBA beforeMy memory is fuzzy and it may have been just a rumor but I remember reports about Brad not being happy with the moves that have been done and said **** it, I will do it myself.