The "How to's" to Being a Successful Alt

[The Fresh Prince]

1. Don't make an alt 1 week, let alone 24 hours after being banned from your generic account.
2. Establish a charismatic, yet in distinctive alter-ego-persona from yourself/generic account.
3. Try to steer away from blowing your cover AWAY.
4. If suspected as an alt, best make yourself untraceable, so, by law, and terms of Jazzfanz.com you cannot be rebanned.
5. Keep your cool, be patient out there! Don't be an ******* to some cronie you were bumping heads with under your regular account. This dons the Iranian flag under your grounds, bandito.

Feel free to continue towards the Alternate Account Amendment.

 

[Hotdog]

So do I pass?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Don't be a dumbass. Amendment 1.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

So do I pass?

If you're still posting with us, yes. But your days may be numbered.

REMEMBER!

95.89% of alternate accounts fly, then they die.

Don't be a statistic! HACK!

 

[moevillini]

Is there a Witness Protection Program for message boards?


Find it, and join it.

 

[Gameface]

Another alt giveaway is heading straight for the site suggestion forum and starting a new thread.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Another alt giveaway is heading straight for the site suggestion forum and starting a new thread.

I agree.

 

[Hantlers]

Another alt giveaway is heading straight for the site suggestion forum and starting a new thread.

They should've listened to me too. I was right.

 

[DutchJazzer]

alts are for F**S

 

[Beantown]

I thought the alts get banned because of their IP address's?

 

[Hotdog]

Get a new smart phone.

Case closed

 

[Hotdog]

ya

Ya

 

[Hitman]

Is there a Witless Protection Program for message boards?

Fixed.

Find it, and join it.

It's called "Altoholics Anonymous".

 

[The Fresh Prince]

I thought the alts get banned because of their IP address's?

Then why does it take a month to figure out who's an alt?

 

[Nate505]

Then why does it take a month to figure out who's an alt?

Sometimes it takes a month or longer for them to forget to use their proxies.

 

[The Black Swordsman]

I heard that all the mods are secretly Jasons alts. He makes up all these moderators so it seems more like a democracy than a dictatorship. My proof you ask? Have you ever seen a moderator that isn't a moderator? No. Checkmate Jason.

 

[Jason]

Mind blown.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using JazzFanz mobile app

 

[moevillini]

I love it! Somebody actually turned it into a youtube video.


My sentiments exactly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKWi5T2bSuc

 

[The Fresh Prince]

#6. Stop flippin
#7 Stop floppin
8. STOP
9. Hammertime!