The inventor of Furby Boom needs to rot in Hell.

[TroutBum]

I had no ****ing clue what it was when we bought it. Had I known, I would have gladly spent my money on a years worth of barb wire colonoscopy treatments and still been happy about life. Who's bright idea was it to make a loud, obnoxious, "thinking", toy that has no OFF switch, NO volume control, and needs to be talked to and physically put to sleep in order to shut it the **** up?

There is no word in the English language to describe how insanely pissed off I am that we have this piece of **** in our house.

 

[♪alt13]

lol

I have a question for you: Do you want to build a snowman?

My daughter got a a Frozen sing along book from her grandma that came with a CD.

 

[LogGrad98]

I had no ****ing clue what it was when we bought it. Had I known, I would have gladly spent my money on a years worth of barb wire colonoscopy treatments and still been happy about life. Who's bright idea was it to make a loud, obnoxious, "thinking", toy that has no OFF switch, NO volume control, and needs to be talked to and physically put to sleep in order to shut it the **** up?

There is no word in the English language to describe how insanely pissed off I am that we have this piece of **** in our house.

"Accidentally" drop it in the wash for a full cycle. After a while they won't miss it.

 

[Gameface]

AccuLink(tm) brought to you by Gameface:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LRC-7qBSgI

The all new Furby Boom has a mind of its own and combines physical and digital ways to play! Interact with your Furby Boom 1-on-1 to shape it’s personality. Only with Furby Boom can you hatch and raise digital Furby Furblings.

https://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&k...hvptwo=&hvqmt=e&hvdev=c&ref=pd_sl_wq6j339cr_e

 

[TroutBum]

"Accidentally" drop it in the wash for a full cycle. After a while they won't miss it.

Welcome back, dude.

My wife already gave me the "if you do anything to this toy, I'll rip your sack off" speech. I'm hosed.

 

[QuinSnydersHair]

Holy hell you can be a real mental midget. Pull the tail for 10 seconds. The tail, not your finger.

You're welcome.

 

[TroutBum]

Holy hell you can be a real mental midget. Pull the tail for 10 seconds. The tail, not your finger.

You're welcome.

Any toy that requires a ten second shut off is ********, let alone one that needs it's tail pulled.

 

[QuinSnydersHair]

Any toy that requires a ten second shut off is ********, let alone one that needs it's tail pulled.

That google's amazing doe, right?

 

[Surely]

My daughter got one of these last year. Fortunately the batteries died quickly and it took me a very very long time before I could find time to replace them.

 

[Chris-L]

I made that mistake last christmas. I currently have 4 of them in a dark box on the top shelf of the closet. 50$ takes em all. I may have outdone myself this year with the frozen karakoe machine...

 

[Duck Rodgers]

That's pretty much how I feel about any of the Dora toys.

 

[Siro]

I, on the other hand, live in quiet peace, with a lot of disposable income.

 

[bigb]

I, on the other hand, live in quiet peace, with a lot of disposable income.

Holy hell that made me laugh.

 

[♪alt13]

Me and my daughter really enjoy this thing. #betterrobot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk36gOEBK6E

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IihNhU8Oz8Y

 

[Jazz Insider]

OP u got too much frustration bro. rub one out. #Trust it'll work. maybe even use a furby if thats what gets ya all heated up.