The Knicks Are The 2019-2020 NBA Champions

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

I love it when you guys here (a place with zero championships) ask me how many championships my Knicks have won. I always inform you non-sports fans that we have won two. But now it is three. We have been crowned by all sports fans the 2019-2020 NBA Champions.

When Rudy Gobert single-handedly ended all sports forever on planet Earth, the NBA looked to see who won the final game played. As you know in all of our team sports the winner of the final game played (Super Bowl, final game of World Series, Stanley Cup, NBA Finals...) is crowned the champion of that sport. It's an easy way to determine the champion - whoever wins the sport's final game...they are the Champions.

Well, on March 11th the final NBA game played was between the Knicks and the Hawks. When the game ended it was the final game of the season played. And we won. We slaughtered the Hawks. We were the winner of the final b-ball game played in the 2019-2020 season.

Sing it, Freddie.

We are the champions,
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
No time for losers (the Jazz),
'Cause we are the champions....of the world!

That give us, one, two, three Championships!

1969-1970:

1972-1973:

2019-2020:

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I love it when you guys here (a place with zero championships) ask me how many championships my Knicks have won. I always inform you non-sports fans that we have won two. But now it is three. We have been crowned by all sports fans the 2019-2020 NBA Champions.

When Rudy Gobert single-handedly ended all sports forever on planet Earth, the NBA looked to see who won the final game played. As you know in all of our team sports the winner of the final game played (Super Bowl, final game of World Series, Stanley Cup, NBA Finals...) is crowned the champion of that sport. It's an easy way to determine the champion - whoever wins the sport's final game...they are the Champions.

Well, on March 11th the final NBA game played was between the Knicks and the Hawks. When the game ended it was the final game of the season played. And we won. We slaughtered the Hawks. We were the winner of the final b-ball game played in the 2019-2020 season.

Sing it, Freddie.

We are the champions,
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
No time for losers (the Jazz),
'Cause we are the champions....of the world!

That give us, one, two, three Championships!

1969-1970:

1972-1973:

2019-2020:

Congrats... well fought and earned title... Dolan gives zero ****s about Coronavirus so when is the parade?

 

[Jazzmix]

Logical. Who can be the winner of the lost season if no the ultimate losers? Happy for you MTJK!

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

..when is the parade?

We were going to have a dual parade, St. Patrick's Day/Knicks Championship parade, but because of Rudy Gobert the world is no longer allowed to have more than 250 people together so the parade was canceled.

No matter. It's just a parade. The banner going up next year and just having the title "Champion New York Knicks" is good enough for us.

 

[infection]

Congrats to MTJK. This has been long awaited. It’s a shame Melo still has no titles, though.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Happy for you MTJK!

Thanks. It was a tough year, but ultimately we came out on top.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Congrats to MTJK. This has been long awaited. It’s a shame Melo still has no titles, though.

Thanks, for the good words and not being a sore loser. Yeah, it's been a long wait, but that's what made this championship so special.

And Melo will be at the ring ceremony. Once a Knick, always a Knick.
And that means Enes Kanter will also be there. We will give him the microphone at the celebration because we know he is going to make fun of the Jazz and their zero championships. I can't wait for the laughs and good time.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

We were going to have a dual parade, St. Patrick's Day/Knicks Championship parade, but because of Rudy Gobert the world is no longer allowed to have more than 250 people together so the parade was canceled.

No matter. It's just a parade. The banner going up next year and just having the title "Champion New York Knicks" is good enough for us.

Consider this your parade.

 

[_DNP_CD_]

Thank you Melo. Times are tough trying to watch the crowd-less. Fighter-less UFC.younare a glimmer of hope during uncertain times.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Consider this your parade.

Yeah, it's good to celebrate around people who know nothing about winning championships. It's like we are helping you guys out. Maybe when you see how we won a championship, you might get one yourself. Better luck next year, Jazz fans. 2019-202 belongs to us! What a year. From a 4-18 start to CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD! That's great for us and might inspire other teams to try harder.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Thank you Melo. Times are tough trying to watch the crowd-less. Fighter-less UFC.younare a glimmer of hope during uncertain times.

Yeah, the Knicks truly are an inspiration. Starting off 4-18; firing our coach; firing our GM; firing our president of operations; Spike Lee being shipped off to a Soviet gulag and never to be heard of again...and through all that we come out as CHAMPIONS!

We love this team. I think the whole world loves this team. Such grit and determination (not much talent, but we do have something...what that something is I don't know).

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

A disaster of a season deserves a disaster of a champion. Party on, MTJK, even if the celebration is only a reality in your increasingly confused brain.