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The Official Fight the boredom of off-season with humor thread.

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer after seeing what happened went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.

A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and then asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
 
A man walks into an upscale bar located on the 20th floor of a Manhattan high rise. As he sits down the person seated next to him strikes up a conversation.

"Did you know that with the way all these tall buildings channel the wind you can jump out the window of this bar and the winds will blow you right back in? Here, let me show you."

The stranger proceeds to open the window and jumps out. Sure enough, he falls about 5 feet, gets lifted up into the air and drops right back into the open window landing on his feet.

"Wow! That is simply amazing!! I have to try this!"

The second man walks up to the window and jumps out only to fall 20 stories and splat on the sidewalk.

The first man sits back down at the bar and takes a drink out of his glass.

The bartender looks at him with disgust. "You are one mean drunk Superman."
 
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