Archie Moses
Well-Known Member
At first there was turmoil and then there were doubters.
The crowd grew angry and the fans became pouters.
He used to perform miracles in front of our eyes.
Then he disappeared this season and we started asking why.
Some say he left us for basketball prison.
And some say he died, but now he is risen.
So come one come all, let's shout out in glee.
Let's praise him with joy while he drains all those threes.
The NBA has noticed and we want them to know.
Of the Resurrection of the man we call Joe.
Jingling Joe
Joe has shot 55% from 3-point range (the best among 119 players with at least 50 attempts) in December.
With him in the starting lineup and Mike Con-away your 32.5 mil out of the lineup, the Jazz have outscored opponents by 39.1 points per 100 possessions over the course of the last 7 games.
The crowd grew angry and the fans became pouters.
He used to perform miracles in front of our eyes.
Then he disappeared this season and we started asking why.
Some say he left us for basketball prison.
And some say he died, but now he is risen.
So come one come all, let's shout out in glee.
Let's praise him with joy while he drains all those threes.
The NBA has noticed and we want them to know.
Of the Resurrection of the man we call Joe.
Jingling Joe
Joe has shot 55% from 3-point range (the best among 119 players with at least 50 attempts) in December.
With him in the starting lineup and Mike Con-away your 32.5 mil out of the lineup, the Jazz have outscored opponents by 39.1 points per 100 possessions over the course of the last 7 games.
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