In attending yesterday's massacre at the Alamo that was Utah at Phoenix I had my first in-person glimpse of new player/sexual white chocolate Raul Neto. I had seen pictures of Mr. Neto in the past but all photographic images fail to capture a very specific aspect of Raul Neto's appearance. This feature is striking and startling when you see his curly locks and boyish gleam in person. I wish I could say I noticed it first, but my seatmate, an angry Fire-Island era queen who presumably bought his tickets with his "Gothic Arsehole" pension check blurted it out in the middle of play. Once it was said it couldn't be unseen. The resemblance was uncanny.
I propose a nickname for young Raul: "Jaime Deen"
I propose a nickname for young Raul: "Jaime Deen"