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Twos who can defend, shoot, and create their own shot because they're athletic, NEED APPLY HERE

Gyp Rosetti

Gyp Rosetti

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Since the world is falling, who the **** is out there?

I've always sort of liked Afflalo though he's not that athletic.

Who else fits this criteria?
 
The current Jazz gaurds make me miss Ronnie Brewer, he's not playing much for the Bulls.

Michael Pietrus is pouting in Orlando, he wants more playing time and more shots. He and Van Gundy got in a shouting match because Pietrus wouldn't defend---sounds like a Jazz man to me. Maybe if the jazz brought him in just to be in Jerry's dog house the rest of the team would step up thier performance.

I'd Love Terrence Williams from New Jersey, he's a 2-3 who rebounds and passes, can shoot the three and is coming off the bench behind Anthony Marrow and Travis Outlaw.

There's this kid in Portland named Rudy Fernandez, he wants out and has lost his playing time to a Wes Mathews.

Sonny Weems from Toronto is a Ronnie Brewer clone as far as offensive skills but atleast he played like he cared when the Jazz were blowing them out.

Mo Williams from Cavilers -backcourt of Williams and Williams.
 
The only two wortha damn I see that we could pickup would be JAX and if we could, we would be instant contenders.
 
...we already have a bunch of guys on this team that love to shoot, create their own shot....trouble is they can't make them that way! We have precious few guys who can actually stay in front of there man....and Deron Williams is NOT one of them!
 
Why would the Jazz want Iggy? How in any way does his skill set match the Jazz's system? ew.
 
matt harpring can come out retirment he can shoot off the curl
even though he is a 3 but there is no difference in the jazz system in 2's and 3's
 
The best part of this thread is that there are 10 or less players in the league who fit this description. This thread might as well have been "legit, athletic 7-footers that can protect the basket, rebound, and score NEED APPLY HERE" or "Players that are almost impossible to find outside of the top-10 of a given draft NEED APPLY HERE."
 
Fine, I will apply.
I still play 2-3 times a week to keep up my skills.
I can defend as good as Boozer when my man brings the ball down... I can really slap at it.
I am shifty, and can really create space. If they get too close, I have a nice up and under. If they give me space I will hit the shot.
I'm positive I shoot well enough to at least go 2-13.
I can hit an NBA 3, but I have to bring it up from the hip.
I have decent speed, and have a great "Basketball IQ".
I make most of my layups, even in traffic.
I could probably dunk if Bear would slide out his trampoline if I am on a breakaway.
I plan on having an AK haircut, but would do cornrows if required.
I can play without a headband.
I would not throw coke at Sloan.
I have tons, and tons of potential.
My favorite shot is my "unblockable" skyhook when in the key.
I promise to not yell "and one" at any point in the game.
I pledge to get free tickets to every home game for all regular posters on Jazzfanz.

So... do I get the job?
 
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