Utah Jazz 2018-19 Championship Bus CHOO CHOO

[David Stern]

I'm cool with the standings right now, let's just start the playoffs

I think the 3 seed is still realistic, although the margin for error is pretty slim. If the Jazz can beat OKC twice, then there's only a 3 game gap to make up. With the difference in schedule strength that's not insane.

 

[colton]

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure there is a tradition of stickying this thread around the All-Star break.

 

[fishonjazz]

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure there is a tradition of stickying this thread around the All-Star break.

Should have been stickied the day it was made imo

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[hgb]

It's time to fire up that bar in back of the bus and get the good vibes flowing. It was tough this time of year last time around, but now it's looking pretty good. Dante is back soon, Ricky is going off on his annual post-all-star-break run, Donovan and Rudy are Donovan and Rudy. What's not to like?

 

[David Stern]

This thread clearly needs some updated churro pics.

 

[framer]

This thread clearly needs some updated churro pics.

The churro is cursed. That is the last thing we need. If we opened game threads with actual Jazz music legends (Like Dizzy Gillespie) we would be unstoppable.

 

[framer]

Was bummed to see that the Blazers beat the warriors. But then I saw the house of highlights Instagram video where Collins yells “**** you hoe” in Klay’s ear as they walk up the court.

I’m not bummed at all anymore. 100% worth it lmfao.

It's hard to hate the Blazers. Never thought I would say that. . .

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

The churro is cursed. That is the last thing we need. If we opened game threads with actual Jazz music legends (Like Dizzy Gillespie) we would be unstoppable.

What has the churro ever done for us other than dash our hopes and dreams? **** the damn churro. I denounce the churro. We don’t need no ****ing churro when you have Gobert, DM, and Ingles. You guys can ride the churro for all I care, idiots!!

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

This thread clearly needs some updated churro pics.

You are a slave to a false god. People like you lead my team to the depths of hell and despair, brimstone and hellfire and a really annoying moaning.

 

[infection]

When we win the title, DL will be hoisting a churro.

 

[David Stern]

When we win the title, DL will be hoisting a churro.

Damn straight. Only through the power of the churro was @infection able to make all those dope game threads that singlehandedly won us a playoff series last season.

 

[DasJazz]

This thread clearly needs some updated man-bun pics.

Fixed.

 

[fishonjazz]

I'm having jazz withdrawals. Gonna be hard to make it until Friday

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[framer]

What has the churro ever done for us other than dash our hopes and dreams? **** the damn churro. I denounce the churro. We don’t need no ****ing churro when you have Gobert, DM, and Ingles. You guys can ride the churro for all I care, idiots!!

PREACH, Brother!!!!!

 

[colton]

O, ye doubters.

 

[colton]

Karl approves this message.

 

[fishonjazz]

O, ye doubters.

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[colton]

Quin's comments after last year's playoff loss:

 

[Keefe]

Quin's comments after last year's playoff loss:

Did Colton just make a joke?

 

[colton]

Did Colton just make a joke?

Found one, at least.