This is hilarious by the way.
On a side note, one of the first jokes my dad ever told me was: "Son, what sound does an Italian tire make when it goes flat?" I dunno. "**** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***"
LOL @ all of that being censored. Well I"m sure most of you have heard it anyways, if you wanna know it, PM me.
Did your dad tell you the one about the racist lawn mower?
I think it's odd they're censored too. My old man is half Italian. He told that joke and had the D word on his belt.