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We should call Franklin Bruce!

We should call Franklin Bruce, to keep it clear.

  • Yes

    Votes: 2 66.7%
  • No

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cheesy combustables!

    Votes: 1 33.3%

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    3
I fake it worse, Bruce.

I'll give you kudlows for recognizing stuff this board unintentionally avoids. It's been extra Jimmerdumb since the end of the season, but I guess that's board personality... like a Ford Mustang II owned by a Walmart worker.

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^^I have no clue what the point is^^
 
I have to admit, I was bored.
Most of the threads here almost make me die of "not suprise".

Move along people... there's nothing to see here.
 
I am just glad there is no rule 6. I am having a hard time keeping up with rule 5.
 
Bruce, what does any of this have to do with spam?
 
Bruce, I would like to remind you that we don't like stuck-up-sticky-beaks here, and ask where The Flying Circus is on that list?

Those are all cricketers!

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
 
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