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Bulletproof said:
Not only can they have him, but they can have 6 players on the court as long as one of them is Melo.
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They defense will still be worse.

Jab Steps.... All. Teh. Jab. Steps.
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
Uhh, I see you didn't notice that after that monumentally embarrassing choke job on Wednesday night (up 25 in the 3rd quarter of a close out game...AND YOU LOSE!), I did not come here to rub salt in your wounds. I ain't that type of dope.

I am here because I actually like the Jazz, numbnuts. I spent good money on a Gordon Hayward t-shirt. I wear it. You know how many people in New York wear Utah Jazz t-shirts? One. Me.

Now stroll on. Your stupid stereotypes of people on the internet is childish and idiotic.
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We don't give a hoot about Hayward or your shirt tbh. Buy Mitchell and we can chat.
 
Here's where OP backpedals...
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Here's where the OP vanishes...
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Backpedal? Vanish? Uhhh, why would I do that? Everything I posted is 100% true.

Listen, it is clear to me I am dealing with, I'll be polite, simpletons. I will be patient and explain it one more time -- and I see I have to use pictures so you can understand.

I said the Jazz were done, finished because of that monumental choke job - blowing a 3rd quarter 25 point lead in a close out game. Historic. Embarrassing. No way does a team overcome that. Jazz season is done. Finished. Now for pictures to explain:

BillBuckner.jpg


That's Boston Roid Sox Bill Buckner letting the ball go through his legs. The Roid Sox were one out -- ONE STRIKE! - away from winning the World Series. Buckner let a slow grounder through his legs...Boston was done. Their season was over. No championship. We all knew it that instant. Yes, Boston still played another game two days later - a game 7 - but everybody who ever played sports knew their season was done, finished.

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That's the best big man in the NBA with a torn ACL. That happened in February. The second that happened every sports fan knew the Knicks season was done, finished. Yes, we still played games in February, March, and April; but we all knew the season ended that February day when Porz tore his ACL.

Get it now? Yes, the Jazz may be playing four more games, but their season ended on Wednesday April 25th 2018 in Oklahoma when the Jazz choked up a 25 point 3rd quarter lead in a close out game. ACCEPT IT! Your season is done, finished. Did the Roid Sox win a championship after Buckner's colossal error? No. Did the Knicks win a championship this year after Porz went down? No. Well, the same applies to Jazz. I have seen this movie before! You don't overcome blowing a 25 point lead in a close out game! Jazz are done, finished!
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
Backpedal? Vanish? Uhhh, why would I do that? Everything I posted is 100% true.

Listen, it is clear to me I am dealing with, I'll be polite, simpletons. I will be patient and explain it one more time -- and I see I have to use pictures so you can understand.

I said the Jazz were done, finished because of that monumental choke job - blowing a 3rd quarter 25 point lead in a close out game. Historic. Embarrassing. No way does a team overcome that. Jazz season is done. Finished. Now for pictures to explain:

BillBuckner.jpg


That's Boston Roid Sox Bill Buckner letting the ball go through his legs. The Roid Sox were one out -- ONE STRIKE! - away from winning the World Series. Buckner let a slow grounder through his legs...Boston was done. Their season was over. No championship. We all knew it that instant. Yes, Boston still played another game two days later - a game 7 - but everybody who ever played sports knew their season was done, finished.

ct-kristaps-porzingis-knicks-acl-20180206


That's the best big man in the NBA with a torn ACL. That happened in February. The second that happened every sports fan knew the Knicks season was done, finished. Yes, we still played games in February, March, and April; but we all knew the season ended that February day when Porz tore his ACL.

Get it now? Yes, the Jazz may be playing four more games, but their season ended on Wednesday April 25th 2018 in Oklahoma when the Jazz choked up a 25 point 3rd quarter lead in a close out game. ACCEPT IT! Your season is done, finished. Did the Roid Sox win a championship after Buckner's colossal error? No. Did the Knicks win a championship this year after Porz went down? No. Well, the same applies to Jazz. I have seen this movie before! You don't overcome blowing a 25 point lead in a close out game! Jazz are done, finished!
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I am truly a simpleton because I read u saying our season is finished but the nba has clearly made a mistake and we are scheduled to play another game. There is no way they would allow us to play again after that collapse... right?

Must suck to have hitched your wagon to such a terrible player to watch and that is so washed he can’t get minutes over fat ray Felton.
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
Folks, it's over.

Twenty-five point lead in the 3rd to close out the series...and you blow it! I've played sports, I watch sports, I know sports. It is over. Done. Utah Jazz can not, will not overcome that choke.

We've seen the movie before. Most famous example: Boston Red Sox 1986...Bill Buckner, through the legs. After that you just knew they were going to drop the series. You choke big time, you lose. There is no overcoming it.

I am wearing my Hayward t-shirt today because I won't have a chance to wear it until October. The Jazz are done.

(Ironic, his season lasted longer than yours.)

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I recommend a name change
MelotheThunderKiller
AirMelo (and no, that's not a tribute to Jordan)
MeloTheHasBeen
The$30mAlbatross
DistantThunder
 
Handlogten's Heros said:
...so washed up Melo can’t get minutes over fat ray Felton.
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Two things:
1. Felton is not fat
2. Felton is a top player in the NBA. One of the elites. He's a former Knick, you know. I got to see him play a lot. He's Magic Johnson good. I guarantee you if Donovan Mitchell were on OKC, Mitchell would be sitting behind Felton.
 
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MeloTheJazzKiller said:
Backpedal? Vanish? Uhhh, why would I do that? Everything I posted is 100% true.

Listen, it is clear to me I am dealing with, I'll be polite, simpletons. I will be patient and explain it one more time -- and I see I have to use pictures so you can understand.

I said the Jazz were done, finished because of that monumental choke job - blowing a 3rd quarter 25 point lead in a close out game. Historic. Embarrassing. No way does a team overcome that. Jazz season is done. Finished. Now for pictures to explain:

BillBuckner.jpg


That's Boston Roid Sox Bill Buckner letting the ball go through his legs. The Roid Sox were one out -- ONE STRIKE! - away from winning the World Series. Buckner let a slow grounder through his legs...Boston was done. Their season was over. No championship. We all knew it that instant. Yes, Boston still played another game two days later - a game 7 - but everybody who ever played sports knew their season was done, finished.

ct-kristaps-porzingis-knicks-acl-20180206


That's the best big man in the NBA with a torn ACL. That happened in February. The second that happened every sports fan knew the Knicks season was done, finished. Yes, we still played games in February, March, and April; but we all knew the season ended that February day when Porz tore his ACL.

Get it now? Yes, the Jazz may be playing four more games, but their season ended on Wednesday April 25th 2018 in Oklahoma when the Jazz choked up a 25 point 3rd quarter lead in a close out game. ACCEPT IT! Your season is done, finished. Did the Roid Sox win a championship after Buckner's colossal error? No. Did the Knicks win a championship this year after Porz went down? No. Well, the same applies to Jazz. I have seen this movie before! You don't overcome blowing a 25 point lead in a close out game! Jazz are done, finished!
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Huge sample size which makes your case very compelling. Best trolling in some time.
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
Two things:
1. Felton is not fat
2. Felton is a top layer in the NBA. One of the elites. He's a former Knick, you know. I got to see him play a lot. He's Magic Johnson good. I guarantee you if Donovan Mitchell were on OKC, Mitchell would be sitting behind Felton.
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Ha... that’s legit funny.
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
Two things:
1. Felton is not fat
2. Felton is a top layer in the NBA. One of the elites. He's a former Knick, you know. I got to see him play a lot. He's Magic Johnson good. I guarantee you if Donovan Mitchell were on OKC, Mitchell would be sitting behind Felton.
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MeloTheJazzKiller said:
Yes, the Jazz may be playing four more games, but their season ended on Wednesday April 25th 2018 in Oklahoma when the Jazz choked up a 25 point 3rd quarter lead in a close out game. ACCEPT IT! Your season is done, finished. Did the Roid Sox win a championship after Buckner's colossal error? No. Did the Knicks win a championship this year after Porz went down? No. Well, the same applies to Jazz. I have seen this movie before! You don't overcome blowing a 25 point lead in a close out game! Jazz are done, finished!
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I am enlightened.

"Finished" = "advancing to the next round"

Knicks would have won the title if not for the Porz injury.

And something happened to some guy named Buckner, which is somehow related to the 2018 Utah Jazz.

I'm starting to like this guy. :-)
 
The Jazz Wonderbra said:
The picture prompted me to "expand". I clicked it and my phone screen cracked from that gut expansion.

See... the thing is... trolls are welcome here. What's a Carmelo anyways? I always thought it was a caramel flavored douche.
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Hey man, that’s way over the line. Please don’t be so mean to these players. You are just feeding into the Utah fan stereotype.
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
Two things:
1. Felton is not fat
2. Felton is a top player in the NBA. One of the elites. He's a former Knick, you know. I got to see him play a lot. He's Magic Johnson good. I guarantee you if Donovan Mitchell were on OKC, Mitchell would be sitting behind Felton.
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You are a dumb *** retard, you have no friends and you love up on an old inflatable doll. As you make love to it you put on all the marshmallow Anthony Jerseys you can purchase at Goodwill. Did you comfort him with your mouth at the airport?

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