What are your Gobert jokes???

[Jazz Insider]

who's gobert?

 

[Siro]

Man, those "jokes"....

 

[framer]

Rudy Gobert once ate a 64 oz steak in one hour. He would have finished sooner, but the first 45 minutes was occupied with him having sex with his waitress.

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

what would Gobert do if he found 3 lakers buried in cement up to their necks? ...



get more cement

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Gobert makes Favors tradeable..

/safe zone

Don't Gobert

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

Rudy Ruettiger was named for Rudy Gobert?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Gobert or go home.

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of small spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of Rudy Gobert is called logic.

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

Rudy doesn't shoot sky hooks he shoots space hooks.

the movie space jam was named after Rudy.

 

[framer]

Barack Obama, to show emphasis, told Congress that if they sent him a bill authorizing the Keystone Pipeline, he was "going to go full Gobert" rather than a simple veto. . .

 

[framer]

France only has one naval victory in their entire history (The Battle of Sandy Hook during the American Revolution.) Historians believe that this can be attributed to Rudy Gobert never learning how to swim.

 

[MT Steve]

A coworker of mine the other day said that Gobert is not the best rim protector in the NBA.

Funniest **** I'd heard in a long time.

 

[8]

Rudy Gobert can stand in the deep end

 

[8]

Shepherds attack him with slingshots

 

[8]

His pinky is a cast for ******

 

[8]

Calipari tried to recruit him